I talked to my mom today she was very upset with me... (so whats new) she started by asking me when I was baptized... (hee hee) I said "what makes you think I ever was?"
Well that opened the flood gate! "Did you tell the elders you were never baptized!?" Me "well maybe I never was!"
Oh she was MAAAAADDDD! "I KNOW YOU WERE BABTIZED!" After my letter of "denial." That she delivered! Even better! The elders have apparently been going around the hall asking everyone if I was for SURE baptized! Everyone says "of course he was" well did you actually SEE him in the water? "Well no, but I'm SURE he was." Hahahahahahahahahaha One brother was willing to say he was sure but then when asked if he actually was SURE he saw me ACTUALLY IN THE WATER he caved and said no! What a boob, he had it on VIDEO at one time! The other elder who was pretty sure but wasn't sure enough to SWEAR to it was the dipstick who PHYSICALY DIPPPED ME! If he won't swear NOBODY will! Not just that but they have to come up with TWO people! My mom was asking me who did the questions with me cause none of them remember (and I ain't telling!)
Finally the elders told her that they will just drop it and leave me alone! hahahahahahahahaha I win I win! Oh she was mad mad mad! hahahahahahaha!!!!
So denial of baptized works my friends! Might not for those dipped in the last few years but people forget so quick! 10 years or so I would go ahead and try it EXPECIALLY if you've changed halls a few times!