We're house bound for Covid-19 so I won't be able to get to a store to purchase bread and wine but I'm pretty sure that jehober will be okay if we use beer and pretzels instead! In fact, I doubt he'll even notice!
just saying!
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Last night's local needs
by Fadeaway1962 inthe memorial each family to have wine and unleavened bread to pass around (isolated bro who's a recovering alcoholic).
limit watching the news regarding the virus look on jw.org and the gb will keep us informed (they know better than medical professionals).
ministry suspended but use any opportunity to speak to people and give them a jw.org card(the virus still active on card).
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Is the WTBTS preparing to...
by The Fall Guy in...tell the sheeple that "jehovah's earthly organization" is financially facing critical times, hard to deal with, which could threaten its survival and that it urgently requires as much money as the minions can send.. like every other business in the world, the cult needs a constant source of cash to exist.
so with meetings, assemblies, and probably conventions being cancelled, the cash-cow is rapidly looking very precarious.. i reckon the financial brains in the wtbts will have devised a financial survival plan - based on the situation continuing/worsening.
:) the sheep have all been fleeced - time to skin them!.
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If they ask for any more than my wife already donates, I'll tell her to suggest that the GB first sell of their luxury campus in Warwick (that must be worth a billion easy) and just rent some space until Armageddon! How much property do you need to own to make videos?
just saying!
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GB to ship TP
by Smiles in"the governing body loves you!".
the gb lovingly spends millions to ship literature everywhere.
the gb lovingly has toilet paper regularly delivered to elite watch tower facilities around the world.. will the unfailing love of the gb move them to ship toilet paper to their needy followers?
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It's been reported that some are using dryer sheets to wipe with. The dryer sheets are reusable. They are a bit coarse at first but they do leave your ass very soft, smooth, and wrinkle free!
Warning for young men only!! Do not let the dryer sheets come into contact with other body parts that you do not want soft!
just saying!
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So do you think the Russian brothers are saying "WTF" right now?
by nowwhat? inthey were told to risk imprisonment to keep meeting and preaching because "we must obey god rather than men".
while here in the u s. we voluntarily cancel meetings and preaching because "we need to be in subjection to the superior authorities".
thoughts?.
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The difference between the Russian situation and the situation here in the USA is simple: The GB is located here in the USA so in order for them to remain in business, they, (new light) "must obey man rather than god"! Oh! and tough shit for the Russians they just live in the wrong country!
just saying!
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GB to ship TP
by Smiles in"the governing body loves you!".
the gb lovingly spends millions to ship literature everywhere.
the gb lovingly has toilet paper regularly delivered to elite watch tower facilities around the world.. will the unfailing love of the gb move them to ship toilet paper to their needy followers?
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eyeuse2badub
The GB's been preaching shit for a long time so it's about time for them to start wiping it up! Their "old light" literature works in a pinch!
just saying!
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Meet the greatest heavyweight champ of all time
by LoveUniHateExams inand no, it wasn't muhammad ali.. by most objective measures, the greatest heavyweight champ of all time was a guy called joe louis.. he reigned for nearly twelve consecutive years (june 1937 - march 1949) and made a record 25 successful consecutive title defences.
since 1949, every heavyweight champ has tried to break or even match this record.
all have failed.
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Some times the "greatest" arrive on the scene before their time but at the time they truly we're the "greatest". I loved watching Joe Lewis box!
just saying!
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JW.org coronavirus response - The Four Horsemen
by Badfish inhave you guys seen jw.org today?
the main article is entitled “the four horsemen of revelation.”.
looks like the pale rider has arrived..... .
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Horses are one of the very few animals that can shit while running/moving. When the celestial chariot hits horse shit it's forced to change direction (new light).
just saying!
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Never been so ashamed of the JW's
by snare&racket injust wait until this is done!
excitedly awaiting the deaths of potentially millions, to get their log cabin by a lake and a tiger is reprehensible!
disgusting!
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The Armageddon boat, much like the Titanic, sailed, hit the iceberg and sank long time ago. I think we were the one who got in the life boats!
just saying!
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Tight Pants Is At It Again!
by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara ini keep hearing, being told, conveyed and texted this a lot.all in hopes of perhaps scaremongering me back i suppose.
dont know whether to respond or not!
apparently gangsta morris had this to say at the jellied graduation.
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Yea the "good news" according to wt is that more bad news is coming but............................ someday, just around the corner, closer than eyelid on your eye, on the threshold, soooooooooooooon, our loving god will act apparently, possibly, maybe---unless he doesn't!
just saying!
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JW.org coronavirus response - The Four Horsemen
by Badfish inhave you guys seen jw.org today?
the main article is entitled “the four horsemen of revelation.”.
looks like the pale rider has arrived..... .
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THE 4 HORSEMAN---------
They have been galloping for as long as I can remember and I'm 73. That's a lot of horse shit along the trail!
just saying!