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HELP!God get me out of here!PART2 [dedicated to gay people with thanx]
by Sparks into be read by any-one,but especially dedicated to the gay people that kindly read part one in good faith;many thanxxx`s to you all.
[if you haven`t read part one then basically it was me taking the piss-out of myself,being a world class homophobe.well who else can you take the piss-out of in these day`s of political correctness..apart from yourself...!?!
] many thanxxx to every-one that replied to part one;sorry i didn`t answer you sooner,but i`ve been off-line for a couple of days with a huge technical problem with my computer;(since writing about being stuck in a gay`s paradise and my homophobic reactions,my computer keeps going down on me.....but we`re still good friends).i will answer all your posts back over on part one now, i wrote this while off-line.okay lets start:- .
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WARNING! The Elders are coming.....!
by Sparks inhi gang.
if you live in england, be exspecting a call this month from the elders of your local kingdom hall if you have been dissfellowshiped,dissociated yourself or had any contact with the congregation in the past.....no it`s not coz they want their mouldy old books back; it`s some special effot ordered from bethel to get you back.....( obviously because their numbers have crashed since that panarama program last year,`suffer little chidren).
i was out shopping, when an elder from my local kingdom hall rugby tackled me.the sod had me cornered in a shop doorway for ten minutes...he told me that this special effort is for febuary only, and because he said it`s come down from bethel, i assume it`s only england.
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HELP! God get me out of here!
by Sparks inhave you ever been stuck in an embarrassing situation where you think you`d rather die than endure another 30 seconds...?
what is it with some of these witnesses!okay so they are no part of the world,fine,but which world,which planet are they on..!!!
(ok, let`s start at the beginning).i was a witness for many years, so while i`m out shopping or working, i quiet often bump into pioneers and other witnesses who are out on their ministry.some-times we just say "hello" and go in our seperate way`s; but often we will stop and chat for ten minutes or so.some-times i have to-be almost rude to get away from some,especially the pioneer`s who set the hours meter running as soon as we start talking.i am never rude to the witnesses, i was a pioneer myself and always try to put myself in other peoples shoes[ the golden rule ].sometimes i meet the odd elder while in the town centre.
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"I don`t hate the witnesses BUT......
by Sparks inhi gang, i took my new girl-friend last night to a country club for a quiet drink and dinner.. it was a good oppertunity to really get to know her.after an hour or so, our conversation went off .
the mundane sex in the city type of conversation :( she`s into the hot candle wax and the sniffin $bills.
thing zzzzz snore...) and into the more personal and philosophical....when i happened to mention.
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I think I`m catching Ally Mcbeal sickness.....
by Sparks in....and it`s great!!!
over the past few days, when ever i start to think of the witnesses,i hear bob dylan...i`ll try to explain.
when i was still attending the meetings and still regarded my self as a witness.i would often hear very nasty remarks from other witnesses, mostly elders and full time pioneers, about those that only came to the hall for the memorial or c.os visit.the most memorable time was while out on the minestry with an elder.a young couple went by pushing their baby in a buggy.
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Are you in hospital or on a sick-bed with a lap-top PC????????????
by Sparks inhi, i`m sparks, .
i`m so sorry your stuck in hospital.i do hope your .
not in pain or too uncomfortable...???
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Kids! the things they come out with..!
by Sparks inafter an elderly elder gave a l o n g ass clenchingly boring public talk about the flood in noah`s day, .
a little boy went up to him at the end of the meeting and asked "uncle ted, was you in the ark?".
the crusty old.
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" oh my God! what have I done! " [ Tomb Raider Horror stuff...]
by Sparks inhi gang, .
i saw an advert on television where the mother of a teenage girl was really frustrated trying to speak to her.the daughter spent every second of the day either sending text messages or yacking-away on her mobil to her teenage friends.so the mother started sending text messages to her daughter saying things like: ru going 2 b in @ 6-4 t?
so, one of the reasons i`m writng this post is to get some-one on this forum [ i don`t know his username ] to read this.if you think you know who he is,please send in a post below and tell me,thankyou.. in my old congregation i had a mate from the united states,i`ll just call him "tom" because he looks and sounds like tom hanks [films: casterway/ sleepless in seatle];i`m english and more of the hugh grant type and talk just as prat-ish.although this made us chalk `n' cheese,we still hit-it-off together...ie..both of us hating the pharisee elders,and the brown-noses in the congregation reaching-out to-be elders.but the main thing we both had in common was that we both fancied the same sisters and are both sex maniacs[ we met one thursday night at the meeting both fighting to get the same seat down the front...sister suspender stockings a 25 year old strewberry blond pioneer, was giving a talk that night!!!]..
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Please help me find BBC Panorama {silence of the lambs} video on this site
by Sparks inhi gang!.
i would really like to watch the panarama program that was broadcast on the bbc some years ago titled " silence of the lambs".
i remember that you could just download a video from this web-site and watch the whole program within minutes.
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Goodbye and thanx{ personal message 4posters
by Sparks inhi gang, i`m off....if you repied to my "are all cogregations the same?
" thread, theres a personal thankyou message to you.
may your god bless you all and your loved-ones.