Hi Gang. If you live in England, be exspecting a call this month from the Elders of your local Kingdom Hall if you have been dissfellowshiped,dissociated yourself or had any contact with the congregation in the past.....No it`s not coz they want their mouldy old books back; It`s some special effot ordered from Bethel to get you back.....( obviously because their numbers have crashed since that Panarama program last year,`Suffer little Chidren). I was out shopping, when an Elder from my local Kingdom Hall rugby tackled me.The sod had me cornered in a shop doorway for ten minutes...He told me that this special effort is for Febuary only, and because he said it`s come down from Bethel, I assume it`s only England. The theme they will be using to woo people back is; The only place you can get information about God`s purpose, and have a PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP with Jehovah God is at the Kingdom Hall...... ( this REALLY pissed me off, so I said;` Theres SIX BILLION people on this planet, the Jehovah`s witnesses are just a tiny-TINY minority.....HOW DARE YOU tell me, we out-side your religion can`t have personal relationship with God...!!!.cheeky bastard...... Needless to say, I walked off. Any-way, I just thought you should know their coming....
Sorry this posts abit Telegram-ish, I`ve gotta shot off now, as I`m very busy training my Pit Bull Terrier to go after any male wareing a cheap Burton suit carrying a briefcase, with a Holyer than Thou/super-silly-ous self-rightous look on his face.....To give my dog the JW scent and right taste, I`ve been feeding him Watchtowers. ( Warning: if you intend doing the same, please for the sake of your dog and carpets, DON`T feed him with Awake! magazines As this causes insomia and worse...CHRONIC diarrhoea. My poor dogs butt looks like that map on the beginning of Bananza.....For more info on the effects of Awake! magazines, see my post in Whats the dumbest reason you`ve been councilled) BFN..Sparks .
They are comming!!! They are comming!...