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  Hey Honey. I got you a couple of loveseats for our trailer

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  I should have added this is the parking lot where I work. Ive been taking picutres over the past 2 years and someday i'm going to publish a mini photo album of all the wacky things that have gone on out there.
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  Hey Honey. I got you a couple of loveseats for our trailer

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  No Clapping at Wild Statements at DC????!!!!

  by hamsterbait in

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  i just read a post that said the audience was not obediently clapping at the convention when the speakers made wild statements (presumably with the rising nazi voice).

  did anyone else notice this.. will others look out for it at their dc and tell us?.

  i'm not going.. bwaaaaahhhhhhh.

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  I hated the clapping. Hard to get a good nap in, when there's applause every 10 - 15 minutes.
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  MY ADVENTURE AT THE ASSEMBLY......

  by Mary in

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  to start my day with: as i was walking down the street towards hell the assembly, i went to cross halfway across the road when a cheese and cracker brother told me that i should "cross at the light so that others can see that jehovah's people are law abiding citizens.

  stick my lapel badge up his ass sideways make a good impression so i waited until he was distracted by other jaywalkers and then dashed across the road complied with his suggestion.

  once in the building i managed to find a seat next to a guy who looked remarkably like fat bastard was a bit on the plump side.

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  LOL at Mary. You just keep getting better.
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  Michael Jackson GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by SixofNine in

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  kingdom hall windows broken, litter-ature looted!!!.

  post here.

  what will you be wearing to the riots?

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  "Good news Michael Jackson found not quilty on all 10 counts, the bad news he's going to Disneyland" Jay Leno, last night.

  Entertainment Tonight reporter watching the results of the verdict, says to ET consultant Marsha Clark. "So just how do you think Michael got off?"
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  You Know You're Old Gertting Old When .......

  by xjw_b12 in

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  they start making remakes of remakes...... i watched the original king kong, not at the theatre but on tv.

  i watched the remake at the theatre and fell in love with jessica lange.

  now they are remaking that movie.. i watched the superman cartoon series and the the tv series.

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  They start making remakes of remakes.....

  I watched the original King Kong, not at the theatre but on TV. I watched the remake at the theatre and fell in love with Jessica Lange. Now they are remaking that movie.

  I watched the Superman cartoon series and the the TV series. I enjoyed the movie with Christopher Reeve when it came out. Now that is being remade.

  Now there is a new Batman movie out!!

  Anything else that makes you feel like you are getting old?
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  first post, need to purge my feelings!

  by Krista in

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  this is my first post and here's my story.. my father became a witness long ago and my mom remained a lutheran.

  our attendance was sporadic due to mom's opposition.

  they knew our mom was lutheran and that she kept us from attending many meetings.

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  Well that was quite the opening post.

  It's almost like you were the CIA undercover in the KH.

  Sorry you had to go thru that.

  Welcome to the board
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  Raising boys

  by JeffT in

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  raising boys (or for that matter, girls, too).

  a) for those with no children - this is totally hysterical!.

  b) for those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.. c) for those who have children this age, this is not funny.. d) for those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.. e) for those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.. .

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  lol Those are great.

  I'll add a few.

  A playground slide is not a bike or skateboard ramp.

  A sideview window does not like stones kicked at it

  Throwing boulders at your sister will result in serious injury and a trip to the emergency ward.

  When your good friend offers your son a just sharpened hunting knife, respectfully refuse it.

  Bikes driven at high speed into a wooden fence DO result in injury

  Jumping from the top stair of the second floor to the bottom of the first floor is not a game.

  Not telling your dad the back brakes on your bike are worn out, and only the front brakes work and going down a steep mountain trail is just downright stupid. (thank you bike helmuts)

  Going off to try the brake fluid and Clorox trick.
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  Hey friends.... I'll be gone for a bit...

  by upside/down in

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  cause i'll be on vacation with my tribe!.

  i'll be going to akumal mexico for a week with my family.

  i'm introducing my kids and wife to something i learned and practiced growing up outside the borg....charity and guilt free enjoyment of a hard earned vacation!!!.

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  You will have a great time. The anticipation is awesome, and the realization even better. Hope you have a balcony with a hammock. Great Diddling
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  So How Was Armagheddon supposed to occur anyways ?????

  by xjw_b12 in

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  was it going to be fire and brimestone like soddam and gommorah ?.

  or were buildings going to collapse and all of the people in the buildings and on the ground below be destroyed ?.

  3. or were angels suddendly going to materalize with big broad swords (right out of king arthur's army) and smite us......those of us who didn't have the mark.

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  Q.1. Was it going to be fire and brimestone like Soddam and Gommorah ?

  Q.2. Or were buildings going to collapse and all of the people in the buildings and on the ground below be destroyed ?

  Q. 3. Or were angels suddendly going to materalize with big broad swords (right out of King Arthur's army) and smite us......those of us who didn't have the mark. (or have the mark whatever)

  So how is god and his son to discriminate between the good and bad ?

  A. 1. So fire and brimstone...... is jesus directively guiding the sulpher and fire so it dosen't hit JWs ?

  I guess he'll avoid kingdom halls and of course large stadiums, just in case there is an assembly going on, with paid parking. Forbid you are at home sick. Better get your sorry ass out of bed and get to the KH because that is the only place you are safe. Hell maybe they should attach apartments to the KH, and put up a chain link fence around the whole compond.

  A. 2. The buidings colloapsing.

  Do JWs not go into highrises? Do they not walk on the streets? Do the buildings in Brooklyn have special protection? Are god and his son aware of what buildings WTBTS owns and what buildings are up for sale???? Ohhh that could be a big mistake.. Better check with the Real Estate Agent first !

  A .3 Yeah. The angels with those big swords from the Crusades. Funny how they were never depicted with curved Arabian Swords, or the fencing swords. And how many angels is it going to take to kill 6 billion humans. Are they actually going to come down with wings, and dispatch us one by one. How long is that going to take?

  Don't you think even if you are a perfect angel, you would be really sick after you had killed your 12, 000 humans, including the pregnant mother and the father clutching his daughter to his chest.

  xjw_b12 I can't believe I followed this tripe......