WildTurkey
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Secret Friends
by WildTurkey inhow many of us have secret friends, that are still active jws?
i mean friends that we do things with, like shop, or fish.
my best male friend is an active elder, and knows i don't believe jws have the truth.
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Dumb Counsel
by WildTurkey inwhat was the dumbest counsel you ever received?
once an elder was at my house and saw the video beauty and the beast, he said you should throw that away, because it promotes bestiality.
he got upset with me, because i just could not stop laughing.
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affair by computer
by WildTurkey insigns your spouse is having an affair by computer:.
1.lately she sits at the computer naked.. 2. after signing off, she always has a cigarette.. 3. the giant rubber inflatable disk drive.. 4. in the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.. 5. she's gotten amazingly good at typing one handed.. 6. she makes sarcastic remakrs about your "software".. 7. lipstick on the mouse.. 8. during sex she screams "a-colon backslash enter insert!".
9. the jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties.. 10. the fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's behind
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Restrictions
by WildTurkey insomething that always bothered me was society's policy of putting restrictions on people for wrong doing.
folks get reinstated, and full restrictions its like being punished and when you and then punished again how loving.
its just another way the borg uses to control people.
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Keeping our Elders working
by WildTurkey inhey, i just thought of something every disfellowshiped or disassociated person in here could do to really piss the elders off.
write a letter to them saying you want to be reinstated, because every time you do this they have to meet with you.
see how many time you can get them to meet.
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TV & Kingdom
by WildTurkey inhow did going to the kingdom hall, interfere with your tv viewing?
i love watching american football, so right after the meeting all in my family would go straight for the car, so we could catch as much as possible.
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Did you Believe
by WildTurkey inas an active jw, did you really ever believe that you would survive armageddon?
with me, i served as an elder, regular pioneer, was over the book room at district conventions, but i always felt it was not enough, i was never real sure i would survive the big day of god almighty!!
the reason i ask y'all is, i don't think you can feel real sure in a organization that is legalistic and work orientated .
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Handgun
by WildTurkey ini was wondering how many in here, after leaving the borg owns a hand gun for protection or learned the martials arts ?
i own a handgun.
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Im sorry for this one
by WildTurkey inthis woman of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift.
with her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy.
the doctor assured her that he could make her look young for many years because of a new technique he used.. after the operation the doc told her that he had put a screw behind each ear that she could tighten as needed to keep her fresh young look.. the woman was pleased for several years until one morning when she noticed bags under her eyes.