unclebruce
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Good news for modern OBVEServers
by unclebruce inhey obves,.
goodnews - i just crunched your numbers with biblemans numbers and broke the mathmatical equations down to iir2 .. let me double check the algebra ... x2 + x + 41 = prime number - xerxies x nabonidus + daniel 360 = jesus pies are squared.
.. yep works every time .. break an equation down far enough and out pops old iir2.
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NOAH's Greatgrandpa Methuselah - Did He Drown or What?
by unclebruce inaccording to my book of holy fables (gen 5:27), noah's greatgrandpa methuselah died aged 969 years, in the exact same year noah floated away to a damp new world in a box full of tame animals.
but the bible does not say that he was among those who died in the flood.. according to bible mathmatics, adam was alive when methuselah was born making methuselah the only human link between adam and noah.. so what happened to poor old methuselah?
did jehovah, out of respect, wait till the old boy carked it before having it piss down on the rest of humanity?
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OK, Where's Gumby?
by unclebruce inok, what have you sick bastards done with me ol' mate gumby?
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and don't give me any of that abducted by space aliens crap!
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Multiple Bapstism
by unclebruce inanyone here been twice dunked?
thrice dunked?.
it's unlikely any of you sane people here were baptised more than once but i knew a few who were.
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The Witnesses - a Poem by Martin Harrison
by unclebruce inthe witnesses.
the blond woman and her fair-haired daughter .
its the car probably, a station wagon.
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Watchtower Speech Taboos - Censorship by Ommision
by unclebruce inbahbuttons said: another time i accidently told a kid god bless you in the kh and you'd think i just said every swear word known to man with the looks i got from everyone....another embaressing moment that was.............fond memories eh,lolquoteendquoteeend.
th is an interesting point.
apostates always bang on about watchtower double speak and the way the society twists words, investing them with mind-control triggers but rarely do we hear about censorship by omission, the words jw's can't speak.
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Focus on Watchtower Classes and Ranks
by unclebruce inanointed class .
faithful and discreet servant class .
faithful and discreet slave class .
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Australian Residents Only - What US restaurants do you like most?
by unclebruce inmcdonalds.
chillis.
texas steak house.
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Lets Tell Lies
by unclebruce inmy real name is bruce witherspoon and i migrated to australia from queensland in 1986 after a long and torrid love affair with a jehovah's witness elder called reg billingworth.
when reg died of mysterious circumstances i inherited his sheep station, congregation of country bumkin dubs and bad altitude.. .
bad attitude:.
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Jehovah's Fashionable Witnesses
by unclebruce ini'd like to have made this a poll on whether it's ok to post pics of jehovah's door to door sales men women and children.. shit yeah!
14% [ 1 ]yes but only with their written permission 0% [ 0 ]advertise!
advertise!