....selling buildings for bigbucks and building massive underground bunkers in the middle of nowhere...
GoneAwol
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July 2013 WT Sunday ? Who is now the FDS ?
by Legacy incontinue on wt july 2013...a question to all...so, the congregation gets fed spiritual food by the fds (past & now), right?
the great tribulation and beyond.. but the article says, the fds will not come until after the un will attack christendom, jehovah will cut short the attack on false religion; god's people will be saved, then...jesus will judge people of all nations as sheep or goats, then.....jesus will appoint the faithful slave over "all his belongings ....so, have the fds been appointed as of yet & if not who has been given the congregation the spiritual food upto now...i'm confused...no i'm not..i do understand...i think a bunch of guys been feeding us.... i spoke to one of the sisters & she said, that jesus will appoint the slaves & give them additional duties...uh ?
the floor is open...will welcome all thoughts..... legacy.
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New method to burglarize your car...
by Glander inthe crooks have come up with a scanner that reads your keychain remote locking code.
when you walk away from your car and lock the doors theives sitting nearby capture the code and can then unlock your car while you are shopping.. lock your car the old fashioned way, with the lock button before closing the door..
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GoneAwol
.....there was a puddle of it next to where the car was parked. Sheffield police said that this is now a favourite method of car theft. Apparently developed by car breakers with a lot of time on their hands. If doesnt matter how sophisticated people make a lock, there are cleverer people who can get past it. Just needs time and imagination.
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New method to burglarize your car...
by Glander inthe crooks have come up with a scanner that reads your keychain remote locking code.
when you walk away from your car and lock the doors theives sitting nearby capture the code and can then unlock your car while you are shopping.. lock your car the old fashioned way, with the lock button before closing the door..
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GoneAwol
....meanwhile, a friend of mine had an 07 BMW 535d that was paid for, thieves sprayed wd40 into the only key hole on the drivers door, emptied the whole can in. The cars alarm thought it was submersed in water, and all the doors opened and alarms switched off. They dragged the car onto a low loader. Probably somewhere in the EU by now....
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My Journey to the Dark Side is Complete
by ctrwtf ini started fading probably 8 years ago.
completely inactive for 5 years now.
fortunately my entire family including the dw also has faded.. one thing that has been hard to erase however is praying before meals.
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GoneAwol
A prayer before meals flashback Phizzy. Very strange! Maybe the holy spirit luring you back in...
We skipped the "allowyourhotmealtogocoldritual" years before we left. Besides, cant hear yourself think with 'Cheers' on the telly..
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Ouija Board!!!
by XPeterX into those who don't believe in this shyt:you'd better not post here .
ok...so you ever used it?what experiences do you have?were you able to summon a demon?what did he tell you?what did you see?i'm really curious and i wanna try it!.
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GoneAwol
......you can make up better words playing scrabble....
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Role Reversal: Placing 1969 Awake with JW's Manning the New Portable Literature Displays
by snapdragon4 inin recent weeks the jw’s here in the uk have been setting up their new portable watchtower literature displays in my local town square on a saturday morning.
as they hadn’t knocked on my door for at least five years, and consequently feeling somewhat neglected, i thought that i would pay them a visit instead.. .
the first thing i needed to do was arrange my literature.
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GoneAwol
Thats a great idea! I would love the chance to undo some of the harm i've done from starting studies.
Just found out from my Dad that our local k hall rents a market stall every 2 weeks. Now my mush is too well known in the northeast, but if anyone wants the times and location, pm me. Id be like shooten fish in a barrill!
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Intro - First time Post- Ventilation (it's a good read actually)
by BLWashington incurrently from houston, tx, but spent most of my life in chicago.
i've never had an opportunity to just get this out... so i apologize for the long-windedness in advance... .
i spent the first 17 years of my life in a jw home, then the real world caught up to me.
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GoneAwol
Welcome! Great intro. Please keep posting, everything thats happened to you, even a small insignificant thing, can have a huge effect on a reader.
All I wanted to do as a kid was the roving mics. When I finally got the job, all I remember was standing there while some clever dick elder spouted shpeel out of his hole. Made me feel all molly. Look forward to hearing from you again
GA
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GoneAwol
Is he ginger?
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Crazy JW chaperon Stories
by superman inthe jw's must not trust their members or at least don't have too much faith in them when it comes to being alone around member of the opposite sex.
i can remember one time in particular from when i was a teenager that still makes me laugh today.. when i was younger i used to go out in service on a regular basis during the week when i had summer break.
one time when i met for service there were only two other people that showed up.
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GoneAwol
....ahhh yes Free and Happy. The memories. That old brother was a great guy. He just looked the other way when we said our 'goodbyes' after the meetings! Poor lad was a nervous wreck and smelt of piss....
And i wasnt going to lead you astray......
I was going to DRAG you astray!
GA
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Protesting
by zound inis watchtower baiting apostates with this new awake?.
"is protest the answer?".
http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/g201307/is-protest-the-answer/.
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GoneAwol
Cards with JWFacts printed on, put them under all the cars windscreen wipers. They have to pick them up or the wipers wont work
GA