Posts by Absolutesbeginners

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JWs Excited Trump Won
by LaurenM in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i am incredibly disturbed.

many of the jws i'm still friends with on facebook are incredibly excited that trump won the american presidential race, posting, "yay!

i'm so happy!
Absolutesbeginners

As usual …..

cold war : the end is near

Tchernobyl : the end is near

tsunami :the end is near

Gulf war : the end is near

9/11 : the end is near

Big earthquake somewhere : the end is near

terrorist attacks : the end is near

...

So now, Trump and …. the end is near !! Funny, we should have guess !

You can spend a life time doing this .heart beat going up each time something happens

in the world .it give a little pepper ….like going to the casino maybe

Some people dreams to win the lottery

Others to play ball with a lion on billions dead bodies

And few days after, you go back to your « normal » life .until the next big thing ...and

you will start again with your friend ( who wants badly to play ball too ) its now !!the end is near !!!
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Why aren't there windows in the KH?
by longgone in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the last kh i attended, (faded) was built in 2014. there are no windows anywhere, although the front doors are glass.

.

it's nothing but a brown brick rectangle, as nondescript as possible as well.. any thoughts about why?.
Absolutesbeginners

Same in the casinos .....to keep people in the bubble ....and take their money too ....
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Oct 2021 Time Capsule
by LevelThePlayingField in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
what do you think the jw religion will be like in oct 2021?

if we go back five years from oct 2016 you get 2011. there was no jw.org, really pretty much no tablets, most people were using paper copies for everything.

now that's all changed.
Absolutesbeginners

2021 ...

Let me guess .....maybe they will start to baptized babies because " the end is soooo close " ...( and statistics numbers so low ... ; ) )
Disfellowship any oldies who ask questions to elders about "1914" .....
Change rules about paedophiles ...one witness will be enough ....
Establish only electronics contributions....to know who is NOT giving money ....
And of course say to youngs " dont go to university ! the end is soooo close !! come to work for free in our headquarters !! we have a remote control lake ....and even a bunker !! "
And millions monkeys will believe it .
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Relationship Between the JWs and Brooklyn Coming to an End
by betterdaze in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the 107-year relationship between the jehovah’s witnesses and brooklyn is coming to an endby terence cullen sept. 21, 2016, 9:45 a.m.for jehovah’s witnesses, brooklyn heights was until recently the equivalent of vatican city for catholics.

brooklyn—“the borough of churches”—arguably has no congregation with a more noticeable presence than the witnesses.

the watch tower bible and tract society of pennsylvania, the governing body of the jehovah’s witnesses, built its headquarters at 25-30 columbia heights, and it is there to greet any visitor driving over the brooklyn bridge.
Absolutesbeginners

Funny to see life passing by ....
1914 /2016
No jw will blink an eye .....( we love our drug dealer ! )
" the carrot is around the corner "
iTs a shame !
https://youtu.be/i7OEvo-GjUg
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IBSA (Watchtower UK) property portfolio for sale
by betterdaze in
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2. beliefs
behold: ibsaproperty.com“the extensive ibsa property portfolio in north london is now being brought to the market.”ibsa moved to the leafy london suburbs of mill hill in the late 1950’s.

since then, expansion has required the acquisition of further properties in the immediate area, and in some cases further beyond.

in recent years, relocation to a single site which would offer greater economy of operation became more than a matter of interest, and in 2014 a suitable site in chelmsford, essex was purchased.
Absolutesbeginners

What about "1914" and the "Generation " ???
Where is the lion eating flowers ? where is my mother learning to play violon on billions dead bodies '( including mine ) ?
https://youtu.be/uP0sC_s5EfE
lion is the zoo ....mother is at the kingdom hall running after a carrot ...around the corner .............money money money
Absolutesbeginners / september 2016 /
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It's a sign! It's a sign I tell you!
by darkspilver in
1. jw
2. friends
but where is the sign?

maybe it should have a third sign?

don't worry, the lovely brothers and sisters at the deauville congregation want to say hello to caleb and sophia.
Absolutesbeginners

Yes ....i confirm ......cul is ass in english ............a funny man with a black pen made a joke one night ......could have be me !!!!
anyway lot of noise for nothing .....
Deauville 's casino worth more than Deauville's jw kingdom hall ...
you lose money too ....but at least you know why !!
and there is nice girls and good drinks !!.... ; )
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What is the purpose of life?
by slimboyfat in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
while reading the magazines the other day it occurred to me that jws never really had a very good answer to that question.

because it was aimed at young people and it said something along the lines, "if you believe in god you have a purpose, but if you don't believe in god your life has no purpose or meaning".

i think that is a faulty analysis of the situation.
Absolutesbeginners

Purpose of life :
do anything we can do to forget we gonna die . soon or later .
Make love , go on the Everest , learn violon , take cocain ( only twice its better ) , play loto , do yoga , drink a lot ,"buy" a "house", make diets, have 7659 friends on facebook , fall in love , run a marathon , have kids , work, buy brand new tooth.....and pay your tombstone at last .
And then ...25 years later...your kids .....do the same .......
They call it "the life " .......
I would prefer to call it the "monkey's life "
Ps : thats only for lucky "monkeys" in rich contries .
Ps 2 : i understand why so many "monkeys" wait for " god" to change their life ...
https://youtu.be/xxn-fz9mjo4
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I want to understand violence
by Chook in
1. jw
2. experiences
tell me your thoughts ?.
Absolutesbeginners

I hate violence .
And i will fight anyone who is not agree with me !!
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Hidden message in JW bunker video?
by Dunedain in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
so, i was speaking with a relative recently, who is "in" the borg, but is completely aware of the terrible hypocrisy from the gb down.

he is not in the box, and its great to be able to have a realistic, and logical discussion about the current state of the org.. we started discussing, specifically, about that bunker video that was released in december.

how it is being played at all the conventions.
Absolutesbeginners

Maybe at the end of the video , the missing part ,(the most important part ) the gunmen take hands off the guns, put down their helmets and say " you are free , everything is under control ...the GB are in jail now ( with many other religious and political leaders ..)..it was a snare and a racket !!..enjoy your freedom now, and be happy !!! come with us to eat fruits on the beach now !!! "
And then all the bunker jw people scream " YiYAAAAAAA LETS GO !!! FREEDOM AT LAST !! "
IMAGINE .......could be true ....its a "guess end" this "video".my guess .
https://youtu.be/RwUGSYDKUxU
Absolutesbeginners
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What Songs Best Fit you when you learned TATT and Afterwards?
by Wasanelder Once in
1. jw
2. experiences
the work of john lennon best fit my situation.

first, i found out.

i found out.
Absolutesbeginners

Good question ..!! this one maybe ......... ( many others too !! )
" think back to all those years of service ..."
"finally the lost time we can anymore catch "
https://youtu.be/gg0EMv_15z4
I am STILL "ANTISOCIAL" 18 years later . Even MORE !! ( and now i know why ...)