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  What will humans look like in 1000000 years?

  by James Mixon in

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  2. bible

  ok, the bible is a fascinating book of fairy tales, so we move on..e. zolfagharifard, some guy states "humans will be very different creatures in just 1000 years from now due to climate change,artificial intelligence and genetic mutations are all set to transform our bodies in drastic ways.

  a mixture of biology and machine on the inside.

  this is only 1000 years from now, what the hell will humans look like in 100000 years????

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  JWs, or JMs as they will then be known as, will still be here in a 100K years and in a million years. According to their December 756,896 CE issue of the e-zine The Worldtower, published by WorldTower Real Estate and Tax Haven Society, of which I have an advanced leaked copy, it says:

  "Evidently, when Elder-electus Tony Morris XXXIII re-wrote the holy passages in 20,036 he discovered that by adding zeros, which in ancient English carried no value, to the thousand year reign of his primus godfather, Anthony Morris III, it overlapped into a myriad-of-myriads of years. Yes, Jehovah's Morrisses rejoice and look forward to the return of Tony and his rulership from the Asgardia tax haven in the heavens."

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  Showing Kindness To Strangers

  by FedUpJW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i feel pretty foolish after reading the drivel in today's wt.

  here i was operating under the impression that showing kindness to strangers was something that one did unselfishly.

  boy was i wrong!

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  "...warm welcome . . . loving conern . . . kindness . . . warmly greeting them . . . help others feel at home."

  Qualities that JWs show, but are these qualities coming from the heart or coming from the pages of the Watchtower magazine?
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  792 baptized this weekend at one convention

  by dropoffyourkeylee in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  at a 3-day convention in nairobi, kenya this week 12-2-16 through 12-4-16, they had 70,000+ attendance, and there were 792 baptized (i presume the baptism was yesterday).

  i was amazed to hear this; i guess now we know where the wt's growth is coming from..

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  Baptism talk???

  
  
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  New York Real Estate Deals (article): Rabsky buys Jehovah’s Witnesses building for $65M

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://therealdeal.com/2016/12/01/rabsky-buys-jehovahs-witnesses-building-for-65m/.

  december 01, 2016 04:00pm by rich bockmann .

  site at 69 adams street allows for nearly 160k buildable square feetrabsky buys jehovah’s witnesses building for $65m.

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  The articles mentions that the Watchtower have pulled in from three real estate sales deals:

  $65 million

  $340 million

  $375 million

  That is a total of $780 million
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  Got a sense of humor? Help!

  by rebel8 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  nathan, outlaw.....all of you hilarious people...this means you!

  i believe in humor as an effective way to bring attention to an important topic.

  humor has made many people aware of the true nuttiness of the jw cult in the past (sign language masturbation video—went viral).. amazon allows humorous reviews and even showcases them.

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  Page 26: "menstruation . . . is a thrilling moment."

  That's right ladies, you better believe it. Written by men inspired by men. God bless the governing body of jehovah's witnesses for their words of wisdom.
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  Australian Jehovah's Witnesses are ignorant of the Australian Royal Commission

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  many here have asked how the average witness in australia is taking the news of the arc findings and conclusions.. is it affecting them?.

  sorry to say, hardly any are even aware of the facts.

  those that are, have been convinced that all the publicity is "apostate lies and satanic propaganda".

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  gerry - great choice of location. Love the backdrop. PRICELESS!!!
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  If You Could Ask the GB Or One Of Its Members...

  by Cold Steel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ...one question about anything and get a straight answer, what would it be?

  historical, philosophical, theological, eschatological, anything.

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  To Geoffrey Jackson:

  "If you were raped by a member of Jehovah's Witnesses would that be a sin and therefore not reported to the authorities?"
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  If You Could Ask the GB Or One Of Its Members...

  by Cold Steel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ...one question about anything and get a straight answer, what would it be?

  historical, philosophical, theological, eschatological, anything.

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  To Tony Morris III:

  "Why do hotdogs come in packs of four or eight and hotdog rolls come in packs of six or twelve?"
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  OK I have had it with our Creator, "A booze gene".

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  scientists have discovered a booze gene.

  so can one be df for drunkenness if they have a booze gene???

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  Isn't it interesting that, according to JW theology, mankind's entire future hope and everlasting life relies upon the existence of alcohol. Even the governing body have no heavenly hope unless the existence of alcohol can be maintained.

  Of course Jesus could have just as easily handed around a goat and said "drink milk from this teat of which milk represents my blood which is to be poured out."

  
  
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  Is everything a sign to the jw's?

  by karter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  of publisher numbers go up its a sign jehovah must be blessing the work if they go down it a sign the end must be near .

  if there's an earthquake it a sign.if there's a war it's a sign ..i'm sure donald trump is sign.

  karter.

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  It's their signature assignment.