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  Just calling on our neighbours with a friendly message - Too Late! You Had Your Chance! You're All Gonna DIE!

  by LifesNotOver in

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  ... and by the way - love your house!

  i've always wanted one just like it!.

  feeling bitter this morning.

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  do you think hamburgers grow on trees?

  Yes..

  When the Hamburgers are Ripe..

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  Cows In Coveralls..

  CLIMB LADDERS AND PICK THEM..
  
  
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  Why the story of Noah's ark is scientifically impossible: Minimum Viable Population

  by ILoveTTATT2 in

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  2. friends

  i didn't know this but there is a way to calculate the minimum population required for a certain species to survive over the next 100 to 1000 years.

  this is called the "minimum viable population".. genesis states that 2 (or 7) of each "kind" went into the ark.

  supposing that each "kind" means each "species", and they all could fit in the ark, and they came out safely, most of the species would have died, because it is impossible to survive, long-term, with a starting population of 2.this is interesting:"an mvp of 500 to 1,000 has often been given as an average for terrestrial vertebrates when inbreeding or genetic variability is ignored.

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  Why the story of Noah's ark is scientifically impossible: Minimum Viable Population

  It has to be true..

  Ken Ham built a replica Noah`s Ark,it doesn`t float but that`s besides the point!..

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  It has Dinosaurs..

  

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  A Gift Shop..

  

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  A 1500 seat restaurant....And..

  A Ken Ham Sandwich.....Made from 100% Baloney..

  Ken Tastes Every Sandwich..................................BEFORE IT`S SERVED!..
  

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  That`s why Noah`s Ark is REAL!..
  
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  Every new court case means cookie cutter response "Jehovah's Witnesses abhor child abuse"

  by truthseeker in

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  has anyone noticed that with each new child abuse case that involves the watchtower, there is no apology to the victims but only their standard cookie cutter response:.

  "jehovah's witnesses abhor child abuse".

  they "abhor child abuse", but they do not acknowledge any guilt.. i give them a g for repetition for emphasis.

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  "Jehovah's Witnesses abhor child abuse"

  

  "Jehovah's Witnesses abhor GETTING CAUGHT COMMITTING child abuse"..

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  But..but..I`m Important..

  I`M a JEHOVAH`S WITNESS!!..
  

  
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  The lazy mans way to start a new O.P.

  by The Rebel in

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  hope you are understanding, if i shorten a reply i made on another thread and make it an o.p.. i honestly believe, we are all here as writers creating our small masterpieces.

  i believe each of our posts brings light to the air of who we really are.

  this forum is our form of artistic expression which we were denied in the organisation.

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  How do you feel about the small masterpiece you are writing on this forum?

  
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  American democracy in crisis

  by slimboyfat in

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  okay cut to the chase.

  the united states has got a problem.

  hillary clinton is so unpopular that practically any republican who ran against her would probably have beaten her.

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  I'm surprised not more comments on the video.....SBF

  The video is proof..

  Trump Supporters will adjust to anything Trump says..

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  Make America Grape Again..

  LIKE MY TIE!..

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  Woman's Purpose

  by StopTheTears in

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  i'm probably going to say some things here that will disappoint many.

  there are some that may look back over the years and say "man i really blew it" i'm not writing the following to scold for failures, but rather to help those who are young enough to put into practice what god wills for their life, and also to those of us who are in our middle years that still have time to change some things, in order to please god and find a peace that only being in his will can bring.

  first let me say that god didn't create man for you.

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  Woman's Porpoise

  THAT`s MY PORPOISE!..
  

  
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  American democracy in crisis

  by slimboyfat in

  1. social
  2. current

  okay cut to the chase.

  the united states has got a problem.

  hillary clinton is so unpopular that practically any republican who ran against her would probably have beaten her.

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  American democracy in crisis..

  It will all be fine once Trump is President..

  1)..Trump declared Minnesota in the USA,a recruiting ground for Isis..

  So he`ll have to Bomb the Shit out of that place..
  

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  2)..Then he`ll build a wall over Mexican Tunnels into the USA..

  Which should keep the Rain Out and the Mexicans Dry..

  
  
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  Describe your witness self, then describe yourself now.

  by The Rebel in

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  my witness self :-very hollow, slightly lofty, characteristically judgemental, overwhelmingly convincing.. my non-witness self:- and in my imperfect way no longer taking the passive attitude to reality, and most importantly no longer feeling an outsider with my " true" friends..

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  Describe your witness self, then describe yourself now.

  ..............BEFORE...............................................AFTER..
  

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  Sun,moon, earth and mathematics .

  by atomant in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just thought id let you all in on some info i found on northeasttruth.com.

  that magical moment where the moon blocks out the sun!

  but only just enough to perfectly cover the suns disc, whilst still allowing us to see the corona of light and other electromagnetic forces radiating from it.. this only happens because the moon diameter is exactly 1/400th the size of the suns and is positioned at exactly 1/400th of the distance between earth and the sun!so, when we see it from the surface of earth, we are in the only place this can ever be seen, at the only time it could ever happen.

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  Is it really a surprise that fish didn't evolve in trees first?.....Simon

  From... "ZOOILLOGIX"
  

  Scientists were startled last month when they discovered that mangrove killifish, a fish native to Florida, Central America and the Caribbean, spend weeks of the year living in the rotten branches of trees, fully out of the water. The fish typically live in pools of water made by the roots of mangrove trees. When those pools dry up, however, the fish “flop their way” into rotten branches, using tunnels dug out by insects. There they…

  If you listen carefully, you can hear them singing…
  line up end to end with one another and wait out waterier pastures.

  Three details make the killifish discovery particularly interesting. The first is that the fish apparently alter the biological make up in their gills to allow them to essentially breathe air. Their gills retain water and nutrients and excrete nitrogen while they’re in the trees. The next is that the fish which are normally tenaciously territorial over their pools lose their aggressive ways and live peacefully, jam-packed together inside the rotten branches. Finally, while living in the trees the mangrove killifish give up their devotion to a humanistic branch of Catholicism and convert to devoutly Orthodox Judaism, complete with the hats and the curls. One Saturday, they’re blogging about modern life in a mangrove cesspool. The next, they won’t even answer a telephone…Amazing!

  
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  Signs That Armageddon is "Any Day Now"

  by Nevuela in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my "anointed" roommate told me a good one today.

  as we were discussing psychotropic medications, she brought up a friend of hers who was recently forced off of "benzodiazepine" (there is no one drug by this name; rather, it is a specific classification of drug).

  she claimed that many people are being forced off of the medication(s) due to "concerns over side effects," and that her friend is suffering from withdrawal on top of whatever symptoms the drug was previously helping to control (she didn't elaborate and i didn't feel comfortable asking, sorry).. my roommate then went on record to say (i'm paraphrasing here) "this is why armageddon has to happen very soon, because satan is using this system to make all these people suffer psychologically to drive them into the streets and go crazy.

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  So...what have YOU been told is a sign that Armageddon is practically upon us?

  Growing up as a JW Kid..

  Almost every stupid thing you could think of..

  Including the introduction of fast food restaurant chains..

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