Describe your witness self - I was a neurotic, under-achieving, emotional retard. As a JW, I gave little thought or effort to education and getting a decent job because - alas! - I truly believed the Watchtower bullsh1t.
I was also a regular masturbator, my mind addled with the perverted Watchtower version of morality.
Describe yourself now - I'm really trying to be a better person, honest. I'm probably still an emotional retard. I'm definitely no saint and sometimes I lose it under provocation. I have my own particular biases that I readily acknowledge. In my defence, I returned to full-time education and got a first class honours degree. I'm trying very hard to apply for decent jobs - Research Assistant and the like. I have plans to enrol for a master's degree, too.
I still enjoy watching porn, from time to time.