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  Do you know of any criminals that became JW?

  by Iamallcool in

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  2. friends

  there was a convicted murderer that became jw in my old congregation.

  actually he committed manslaughter, he killed another guy in a bar fight.

  i think he served 15 years in prison.

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  oldlightnewshite

  Rose West, murderer. Peter Sutcliffe, serial killer.
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  A New Video - Helping kids get ready for service

  by sosoconfused in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/lets-go-in-service/.

  it all seems so playful and cutsie wootsie to an insider i suppose, i am seeing posts all over facebook about how this is just what my kid needs.. this is truly proper food at the proper time blah blah blah blomit blomit vomit vomit... the funniest part is however is that it cuts out at the end by saying "let's practice what you are going to say".. .

  why not make the video longer and discuss how you can get an idea for a 6 year old on how to talk to a grown person about how they are going to die unless you study the bible with me..

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rc9KzXooLI

  This vid is far better.
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  (For our non-JW guests) How to get rid of a JW using only two words.

  by cedars in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if creepy contact lenses, facial piercings and people who talk insanely fast (and over-use the word "legit") are not your thing, then don't watch this video!.

  however, if those things don't bother you, and you're curious about the "nuclear" way to eject jehovah's witnesses from one's doorstep, this video explains how this can be done swiftly and effectively.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrvc1yoydby.

  i can actually remember at least a couple of instances where someone revealed they were gay on the doorstep to my partner and i and this didn't get rid of us immediately, but it did force us onto the back foot.

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  He's pretty flamboyant.... if the 2 Dubs didn't work out he was gay within 10 seconds, then they must've been dumber than a bag of rocks!
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  Out of context rude Star Wars Quotes

  by Qcmbr in

  1. social
  2. humour

  on the dangers and fun that can be had with quote mining.

  naughtiness ahead.

  you have been warned.. star wars iv: a new hope.

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  I always found the Jawa and Huttese jibberish to be filthiest stuff. I think Greedo's line 'sumpichalaaaay Solo' means 'Smells like fish, tastes like chicken' in Swahili.
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  A great picture for proving that JWs aren't weird and cultish...

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it's a shame this is only in the study edition, so the general public can't see how normal and down-to-earth the witnesses are in how they perceive themselves.... .

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  cedars.

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  http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/brian_blessed_1980_01_01.jpg

  These angels look more kick-ass. Brian Blessed has a voice that could wake the dead
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  Anyone know of any effective but simple diets/diet tips? Weight gain after giving up smoking!

  by Lozhasleft in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm really struggling with this.

  i gave up smoking a few months back and have put on around 20lbs already.

  i've gone up another dress size and i wasn't slim to begin with!

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  Just watch this documentary. It works.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJzOvdbpP5Y
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  VOTE TO REVOKE UK CHARITY STATUS OF JW CHARITIES! URGENT!

  by Blablaman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  not long left... closes 20/02/2013 @ 08:01am.

  vote now!.

  http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/29949 .

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  oldlightnewshite

  Signed
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  Are We Living At The End Of An Age?

  by metatron in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i hardly know what else to call it.

  i have felt many emotions in my life and anxiety, many times but this is different.. it's a sense of the impending, a build up of pressure like a wall of water behind a cracking dam.

  when does it break?.

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  From your list I think perhaps 'life on Mars'. Not life per se, but the Mars Curiosity Rover finding either fossilized primitive cells or proteins that would have made life possible. People in general would shift away from religion if this were found, and the implications were easily explained to them by scientists.
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  Nun Jokes

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.

  "there is a blind man to see you," she says.. "well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if i'm in the shower.

  send him in.

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  2 nuns in the bath. One says 'Where's the soap?' The other one says, 'Yes, it does'.

  3 nuns are trekking across the desert after a plane crash. Mother superior says, 'If we don't take sustenance soon, we may die. Here I have hidden a small pouch of flour upon my person. We need to moisten it to make dough, then we may eat'. One of the nuns says, 'But how can we moisten it? We have no water!' Mother superior says, 'We must crouch over it and try to pass water. It's the only way'. Nun number one crouches over the small bag of flour and squeezes, pushes and grunts, but to no avail. Secondly, Nun number 2 crouches over the small bag of flour and goes red in the face, trying to urinate, but to no avail. Lastly, Mother Superior steps forward and says, 'You did your best, sisters. Now I shall try to moisten the flour.' She squats over the small bag of flour, holds her breath and squeezes. All of a sudden, she lets rip a loud rasping fart and blows the small amount of flour away on the wind. The other 2 nuns piss themselves laughing.
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  Quantum world POSSIBLY affects the macro world

  by John_Mann in

  1. social
  2. current

  migration via quantum mechanicsa perplexing property of quantum mechanics could be allowing birds to see and navigate the planets magnetic fieldsone-fifth of earth's 10,000 bird species migrate over great distances, crossing seemingly insurmountable obstacles as they follow the seasons.. demoiselle cranes fly to altitudes in excess of 20,000 feet as they pass over the himalayan mountains.

  the arctic tern travels from pole to pole in pursuit of an endless summer, a distance of some 40,000 miles.. scientists have long speculated that certain animals are making use of magnetic fields to find their way, but biologists are mystified as to how they might do it.. now some answers might be coming from one of the most perplexing interactions in physics.. quantum entanglement dictates that if two electrons are created at the same time, the pair will be entangled so that whatever happens to one particle affects the other.

  otherwise, it would violate fundamental laws of physics.. the two particles remain entangled even when separated by vast distances.. http://www.physicscentral.com/explore/action/pia-entanglement1.cfm.

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  oldlightnewshite

  The entangled electrons in my brain must be guiding me home from the pub when I'm rat-arsed drunk. I never know how I managed to do it the day after.