Topics Started by Jim_TX
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Creative Writing 101
by Jim_TX ina college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.
the story must contain the following three components: .
(1) religion .
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Getting OLD
by Jim_TX ina couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
they decide to go to the doctor for a checkup.
the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
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You're from Texas if... (One of the better ones!)
by Jim_TX inyou're from texas if... .
you can properly pronounce palestine, decatur, nacogdoches, wichita falls, guadalupe, mexia, waco, manchaca, buda and amarillo.
you think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.
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Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
by Jim_TX inways to keep a healthy level of insanity .
1) sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars.
see if they slow down.
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Uh Oh...
by Jim_TX ina guy is in the check-out line at the supermarket when he glances down the aisle and notices a rather sumptuous blonde has just raised her hand hello and smiled at him.
he is definitely taken aback that this "looker" would be waving to him, and although familiar, he cannot place where he might know her from.
as she approaches he says, "im sorry, do i know you?
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The New Neighbor
by Jim_TX ina young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
while there, an attractive young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
the boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
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Only in Texas
by Jim_TX ina texas state trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that, because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
"what are you going to do with the money?
" asked the policeman.
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The New Preacher
by Jim_TX inthe new texas preacher was a dead ringer for conway twitty, the country music singer.
one day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately.
he went to the first parishioner's house and knocked on the door.
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Texas Phrases
by Jim_TX intexas phrases .
saying: the engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
translation: not overly-intelligent.