You're from Texas if... (One of the better ones!)

Jim_TX

You're from Texas if...

You can properly pronounce Palestine, Decatur, Nacogdoches, Wichita Falls, Guadalupe, Mexia, Waco, Manchaca, Buda and Amarillo.

You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.

A tornado-warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look up in the sky for a funnel.

You have ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by its distance to the door, but by its availability of shade.

Stores do not have bags, they have sacks.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

You go to the lake because it is like going to the ocean.

You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

You know cow pies are not something you eat.

Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan his or her wedding date.

You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

You are not surprised to find a movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.

You know everything goes better with Ranch.

You actually get these jokes and are “fixin' to” send them to “all ya’lls” friends.

Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever had this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper”