Uh Oh...

by Jim_TX 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    A guy is in the check-out line at the supermarket when he glances down the aisle and notices a rather sumptuous blonde has just raised her hand “hello” and smiled at him.

    He is definitely taken aback that this "looker" would be waving to him, and although familiar, he cannot place where he might know her from.

    As she approaches he says, "I’m sorry, do I know you?"

    She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you may be the father of one of my children."

    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has ever been unfaithful.

    "Holy crap!" he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?"

    "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

  • no more kool aid
    no more kool aid

    That is too funny. I am wetting down some celery right now.

  • watson
    watson

    LOL!

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Even better than the first. "grin"

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