The New Preacher

by Jim_TX 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country music singer.

    One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to the first parishioner's house and knocked on the door. A lady answered the door, and practically shouted, "It's Conway Twitty!"

    "No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you." So she told him to come right on in. He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

    Then he came to a widow’s house on the end of the street.

    She was taking a shower at the time the bell rang, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, in her excitement, she threw up her hands which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.

    "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

    The preacher said, "Hello, Darlin"........

  • oompa
    oompa

    Oh....Nice.......i must say......Nice............oompa

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    Jim, that's funnier than a 5 legged rabbit!

    Snoozy...

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