Topics Started by Jim_TX
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Getting OLD
by Jim_TX ina couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
they decide to go to the doctor for a checkup.
the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
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You're from Texas if... (One of the better ones!)
by Jim_TX inyou're from texas if... .
you can properly pronounce palestine, decatur, nacogdoches, wichita falls, guadalupe, mexia, waco, manchaca, buda and amarillo.
you think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.
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Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
by Jim_TX inways to keep a healthy level of insanity .
1) sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars.
see if they slow down.
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Vinyl repair and pin stripping cars......
by Gram inbesides the two above mentioned jw businesses, what other ones swept through the congs?
not counting janitorial, house cleaning and window washing.
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I found old letters from a girl I loved....
by justhuman ini was cleaning up my room and i found letters from a girl i loved.
although she was leaving in a scandinavian country she was so warm and cute....but it was my fault that this affair didn't continue.
then i realize that this love was fake.
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Uh Oh...
by Jim_TX ina guy is in the check-out line at the supermarket when he glances down the aisle and notices a rather sumptuous blonde has just raised her hand hello and smiled at him.
he is definitely taken aback that this "looker" would be waving to him, and although familiar, he cannot place where he might know her from.
as she approaches he says, "im sorry, do i know you?
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The New Neighbor
by Jim_TX ina young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
while there, an attractive young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
the boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
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Only in Texas
by Jim_TX ina texas state trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that, because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
"what are you going to do with the money?
" asked the policeman.
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What Are Your New Year's Resolutions?
by minimus inmine is to better organize my stuff and throw sh*t away.
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Those silly 5min sister assignments...
by Newborn injust a stupid show -off and charade.
personally i never used the material in my talks in real life and i always felt quite uncomfortable coz it was just a pretentious show and my biggest concern was that my skirt would not be too short when i sat down on the platform and that i would go over time so the bell would ring.
then on top i had to be counseled by the school minister who did much worse than me...my god.