ClubKing

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  JW porn

  by frozen one in

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  its just like armygetton.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezxbyitj2sm .

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  ClubKing

  I got into this thread expecting something totally different.
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  Last of the JW literature on the burn pile :)

  by SnakesInTheTower in

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  i have posted a couple of threads in the last year getting rid of my old wt literatrash.

  the first purge emptied an entire bookcase and part of another.

  i put the remaining books into a big rubbermaid container and stored it.

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  ClubKing

  I tried to burn my books but they wouldn't catch fire!

  I'm kidding!!
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  Status: Compromised. Not much time left.

  by sd-7 in

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  something terrible happened.

  i did something to compromise myself and unfortunately my double agent status is over.

  i will soon have to move out on my own and either disassociate or face an invasive witch trial that i honestly would only take part in for the purpose of secretly recording it.

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  ClubKing

  The Society has no authority over you. None. You don't have to meet the elders. Screw that.
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  I think I burst a bubble for my mom...

  by ClubKing in

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  i was on the phone talking about how my 12 year-old has become interested in the theory of relativity since i commented some things about it to him...my mom, ever the jw, and for some reason thinking she can still convince me to go back to the borg, quickly states, "you know, einstein did believe in god".. "yes, he did, but only because of the order shown in the universe," i replied.

  "he believed not in the god of the bible, but rather in an impersonal god that doesn't meddle with humanity's issues, sort of spinoza's god".. long silence.

  "oh, i see," she mumbles.

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  I was on the phone talking about how my 12 year-old has become interested in the theory of relativity since I commented some things about it to him...My mom, ever the JW, and for some reason thinking she can still convince me to go back to the Borg, quickly states, "You know, Einstein did believe in God".

  "Yes, he did, but only because of the order shown in the Universe," I replied. "He believed not in the God of the Bible, but rather in an impersonal God that doesn't meddle with humanity's issues, sort of Spinoza's god".

  Long silence. "Oh, I see," she mumbles. Then I proceeded to explain a couple more of Einstein's views about God.

  I think I just broke one of those JW myths for her!
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  "We All Lose Faith Sometimes...."

  by AllTimeJeff in

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  2. beliefs

  those who leave jehovah's witnesses are often misunderstood for the choices that they make after their exit.

  from the jehovah's witness (jw) point of view, those who leave are leaving a "spiritual paradise" where "the truth" exists.

  those who leave thus put their everlasting life in jeopardy.

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  ClubKing

  Excellent.
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  THIRTY PROOFS OF GOD'S EXISTENCE

  by gubberningbody in

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  thirty proofs of god's existence .

  we can never really prove or disprove the existence of god.

  therefore, god exists.

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  Primate Dave: My god is my stomach. I cannot see my stomach, but I know it exists. I worship it every day with offerings, some of them burnt!

  Eating too many pinchos, huh?
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  Fact Jews Returned In 538 BC Kills Off Watchtower Chronology

  by AlanF in

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  the watchtower society's 1914 chronology hinges on a dicey chain of claims.

  if any of these claims is wrong, then the chain is broken and watchtower chronology collapses.

  along with it goes the entire belief structure built on it, including most importantly the claim of the leaders of jehovah's witnesses to have been specially appointed in 1919 by god over "all christ's belongings" on earth.

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  Do not feed the troll...
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  PROVE that Jehovah's Witnesses have the "Truth".

  by undercover in

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  minimus started a thread asking people to prove that jws don't have the truth.... but, instead of proving they don't, i'd like to see someone prove that the witnesses do have the truth.. this is your thread jw apologists....convince me why you have the truth.. to all you apostates and nay-sayers, please allow the apologists to have their say without harrassing them.

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  ClubKing

  Purps, excellent question.
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  NWT - Accurately translated bible rumor

  by Girlie in

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  has anyone on here heard of this rumor or even know if this is true?

  supposedly, on an episode of jeopardy, one of the questions asked was which version of the bible was considered the most accurately translated from the original hebrew and greek text and the answer was the new world translation.

  i tried looking this up online to no avail.

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  ClubKing

  It's a fantasy book anyway...
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  "Remember, nobody can REALLY love you unless they know and love Jehovah first."

  by AllTimeJeff in

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  "unless they know and love jehovah first.

  they love "jehovah".

  they discuss how to make sure that though they are in charge, everyone doesn't see them, they see the great and powerful jehovah.... oh.

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  ClubKing

  Excellent original post, ATJ.