now that i'm totally free of the wt & it's indoctrination, standing alone not sure of my purpose in life, not sure where to turn to.
i still believe in god but find myself on the verge/or perhaps already questioning him.
this is quite a sensitve topic & not sure it suitable, but i just need it out there.
"Good morning everybody! Today we're going to start our celebration of life and hope by singing 'Gallileo', that classic inspirational song by the Indigo Girls. We'll then move to 'Glad to be Gay', 'Shiney Happy People' and 'Eternal Life' before performing the Holy Bohemian Euhumanist..."
I'm there! Public talks perhaps on science, philosophy, the arts etc etc with debate and discussion afterwards, then more singing.
I'm learning the chords for Shiney Happy People as we speak.
ig.
ok this will give you a laugh.
if you were a r & f bible student back in 1921 and you were blessed with the above facial credentials, you would be both shocked and lets say slightly disheartened by what you would have read in the 19 jan ga 1921 224( awakes predecesor golden age ).. it reads as follows.
" the size of the nose, as also the size of the eyes, is not without significance.
I have a thunderous conk, and I hope you're feeling better this week.
My dog's got no nose.....
ig.
now that i'm totally free of the wt & it's indoctrination, standing alone not sure of my purpose in life, not sure where to turn to.
i still believe in god but find myself on the verge/or perhaps already questioning him.
this is quite a sensitve topic & not sure it suitable, but i just need it out there.
Oh yes, brothers and sisters, count me in for the Church of the Singing Humanists. I can play guitar so I volunteer to be in the band.
Can we do "All you need is love"? I know it's corny, but it's a good singalong and there's some nice chord changes in the chorus.
ig.
the first time that i met simon, he was wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the word "apostate".
it was all spelt out in evil-type letters, in fact it looked suitably demonic.. when i encountered him at another 'fest, his t-shirt slogan simply read: "no!
i will not fix your computer!"..
Theocratic Ministry School Drop-Out
That would be a great one! Love it.
ig
the first time that i met simon, he was wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the word "apostate".
it was all spelt out in evil-type letters, in fact it looked suitably demonic.. when i encountered him at another 'fest, his t-shirt slogan simply read: "no!
i will not fix your computer!"..
or how about one for the lady apostatesses, to be printed over the chest area:
"Keep your eyeses off my prizes!"
ig.
the first time that i met simon, he was wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the word "apostate".
it was all spelt out in evil-type letters, in fact it looked suitably demonic.. when i encountered him at another 'fest, his t-shirt slogan simply read: "no!
i will not fix your computer!"..
How about:
"Millions now dying will never live"
or does it sound better as:
"Millions now dying have never lived"
?
I liked "My mother is a cult member"
ig.
for example: we had a 'faithfull' brother getting older and confused.
when something did not really went as he liked it (didn't get the answer etc) he shouted very loudly 'god doom me in the hell!
one time i had to do the closing prayer on the midweek meeting.
ROFLMFAO @ dorayakii
"so brothers, what significance does this talking arse have for our day?"
bwaa haaa haaa
i found a best book for asking question to jw.
i this is a best book and every one must read this.
it will give you some questions and reasoning by which you can fight with jw.
We've all been such big sillies.
Apparently, the book is Captives of a Concept, by Don Cameron. Our friend male30baroda posted a similar thread on the Watchtower Observer forum,
http://www.kent.steinhaug.no/forum/showthread.php?s=31efacb4b93865893d430148aa7bd692&threadid=3883
only on that thread he actually included the title of the book! He also goes on to mention that further details of that book can be found at http://www.captivesofaconcept.com/
Sorry to destroy the mystery for everyone
ig.
kiss hank's ass with us!
is dub-worthy, though short by fred franz' standards.
what titles would you like to see?
What Does Really Really Mean?
ig.
me...shirley temple black...
Bernard Hill!
(Whaddayamean who's Bernard Hill? He's the gizzajob guy from boys from the black stuff)
I once forged Mike Gatting's autograph for a friend. I'd promised him Mike Gatting's autograph, but when I asked for it Gatting told me to *ahem* sling my hook. In fairness to Gatting he was rather busy leading his team out onto the field of play at the time.
ig. (of the pathetic autograph collection class)
