Posts by MOG

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Jesus - Spot The Difference

by AlphaOmega in

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MOG

that Jesus looks to be a Stud...nice hair on the first picture..he looks Hispanic to me and not jewish..

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Any Russell/Rutherford wannabes out there???

by lrkr in

ok- nows the time for any of you really ambitious, organized, self motivated people out there to get moving.

write a book or two about the coming great change in 2012. link it to obscure bible prophecies.

wait for something to happen (doesn't really matter what- war, terror attack somewhere, death of the pope, worse flu season than most).. then claim divine providence.

MOG

look for JCanon - our very own cross dressing Messiah

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Shunning, the latest from my oh so righteous family

by Pistoff in

i should say my wife's family.

i have a child (active witness) getting married this year.

one of my other adult children is disfellowshipped; he is invited to the wedding, not the reception.

I am not sure just because he is disfellowshipped they should not go..but this did happen to me with my two sisters and my brother - i was never invited to their weddings..and guess what..I am not disfellowshipped - i just left..

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Script

by Aleman in

i'm making a script for a short story movie.

i wanted to write about armagedon and how the scriptures describes it, and the correct sequence of things to come.

perhaps you guys could help me.

MOG

a special torture chamber for the DISCREET SLAVE

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..Armageddon Day..

by OUTLAW in

as most of you know..armageddon will soon be here..and..the "new system" will be in place.....there will be plenty of dead people to clean up..but..you`ll be able to pet lions and talk to blueberrys!...........everyone has been waiting for armageddon..won`t that day be a day of celebration?!

!........just an idea...we could use the dead,as part of the celebration!..you can put one in your living room,put lights and tinsel on it and presents under it for the whole family!

!................do you think we will celebrate "armageddon day" in the new system?................outlaw

MOG

Dead people make good fertilizer - you know for the NEW EARTH..good tilling..

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"There is no evidence that the earth is more than 10,000 years old"

by LtCmd.Lore in

jw
friends

somebody said this in a recent thread.

i couldn't respond to it in that thread without going completely off topic.

but this definately begs for a response.. .

MOG

10,000 BC..Im going to see this movie..

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Elders in their 20's?

by Princess Daisy Boo in

my little sister called me just now.

exciting news - stop the presses - her husband has been made an elder.

she is 27 and he is 26... is that not a little young to be an elder?

MOG

Yep our spanish congregations start them early...kinda like when they kick us out of the house by 18..your man..get out..vete a predicar puta madre

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What's The Worst Thing An Elder or Elders Did To You?

by minimus in

jw
friends

was there anything truly terrible??

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MOG

I remember an elder (last time I went to a kingdom hall) and he asked me what were my hours for the month then he went on to say "even though you never go anyways"..and he did this while the meeting was going on, pulled me in front of everyone..So I told him, "did you just pull me to tell me that", how about I give you nothing since I did nothing"

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