RisingEagle
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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
by RisingEagle ini stole these, do you have any to add?.
1. schizophrenia --- do you hear what i hear?
2. multiple personality disorder --- we three kings disoriented are.
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The alleged events of the evening of December 24th
by RisingEagle inwhereas, on or about the night prior to christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of property (hereinafter "house" ) a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to, a mouse.
a variety of foot apparel, e.g., stockings, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said house in the hope and/or belief that st. nick a/k/a st. nicholas a/k/a santa claus (hereinafter "claus" ) would arrive sometime thereafter.
the minor residents, i.e., the children, of the aforementioned house were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i.e., dreams, wherein visions of confectionary treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.. .
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Bad jw e-mail of the week ***Warning: Hurl Alert***
by RisingEagle in(this is an e-mail making the rounds of jdubs email lists.
my apologies for not having eye and mind bleach available for the after effects) .
vs. holy bible.
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You know something I'll never understand...
by RisingEagle inis just how deep the witlings manage to get their carp into the minds of people.
let me clarify that.
with my active relatives i understand the brainwashing, because they continuously feed on the pap from the book publishing company.
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Welcome to JWD THX1139!
by RisingEagle inglad to see you on the board!
ya'll stick around awhile.. eagle.
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Greetings from the unchosen frozen
by RisingEagle inso there's this stuff called water that when it gets cold it turns into ice.
this ice got all over a couple of trees in my area on sunday night and caused three or four branches to fall which took out our power lines around 11:00 oclock.
i wrote the 'unchosen frozen' because my neighbors have had electricity up and working since monday morning, but my side of the street just got power back tonight at 7:30. lucky us.. anybody know the best way to get melted candle wax out of carpet?
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Get to know your inner Grinch
by RisingEagle inan answer to the 'elf yourself' thread (thanks for that by the way, although i make an ugly elf).
find your grinch name:.
http://www.yourgeekfriend.com/grinchname/grinchname.php?.
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Excitement central at the homestead today
by RisingEagle ini had the wee bairn stay home from school with me today.
we have the plague (cold/flu/ebola).
right at noon i hear the my dogs in the backyard go off.
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If I had a million dollars (reprise)
by RisingEagle ini'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress, that's cruel.
i'm paying bills...is it my imagination or do they seem to grow right before the holidays?
santa should visit parents, first, in early november, with a check!.
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Fluffity fluff fluff. Word puzzle, can you solve it?
by RisingEagle ini found this word problem on the net from another website i frequent.
have fun and post your answer below.
facts:.