10. You don't need a special permit for a gun...just a JW's publisher's card.
9. Watchtower and Awake Magazines don't blow up in your hands like those cheap Iraqi grenades do.
8. You can go up to people like "You Know" and say, "Do you feel lucky today, punk?" and then you pray to Jehovah in hopes of Him starting Aramegeddon right now....
7. No one can legimately say you're putting youth at risk for suicide missions...you just bore them to death with the newest printing of "Young People Ask...."
6. No need to wear a mask over your head....people already shut their curtians/doors when they see you a half-mile away.
5. No advance college degree is needed...just a dogged sense of fanaticism and your best Stepford Wives' smile and you're set....
4. It's a great way to get revenge on all those little turds who pelted your door this past Halloween.
3. You can expose Santa's true identity all in the name of "religious freedom"....
2. The only thing you could be charged with is "being stupid without a license..."
1. Even the toughest Al-Qaeda memeber refuses to answer the door out of fear....