TheHypnoToad
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Shopping
by RR ina woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb can of coffee, and a 1 lb package of bacon.
as she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
while the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "you must be single".. the woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since, she was indeed single.
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Funny Youtube video
by BrentR insometimes comedy bits take a strange turn.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub6o-sbtyko.
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Abducted boy found and that's not all!
by Snoozy inthey were acting on a tip and raided an apartment in kirkwood missouri..not only did they find the white truck..and the boy..they found a boy that was abducted almost 5 years ago.both seemed to be in good condition.. both boys lived in rural parts of missouri also.. that just doesn't happen!
can you imagine..the parents of the first one abducted had started the fingerprint children system a while back.. i bet their parents are so happy..i am... they will tell us more later..this is going to be very interesting!.
just thought i would share..good things don't seem to happen very often in these kind of cases.. snoozy....
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Happy New Year!
by wonderwoman inhey ya'll...i'm not on here much anymore except for a quickie now and then, but i wanted to make sure you know i am so grateful for finding this amazing group of people.
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wishing you a fabulous new year.. ww.
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Jesus heritage
by BlackSwan of Memphis inhi all, starmoore sent this to me last night and i thought it was cute enough to share!
even god enjoys a good laugh!.
there were 3 good arguments that jesus was black:.
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What Do You Do for Work?
by Good Girl or Bad Girl? inso, i have a good job, but i hate my boss.
it's gotten to the point (beyond the point) that i just need to get outta here.
it's not even worth going to hr about because she makes sure you get fired if you do that, but not before dragging your reputation through the mud.
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Wisdom
by TheHypnoToad ina wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.
he spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.
then a new school year began.
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Politically Correct Hillbillies
by kitten whiskers insaw this in the newspaper.
thought you all would enjoy!.
" due to the climate of political correctness now pervading america, those of us in alabama, georgia, virginia, west virginia and kentucky will no longer be referred to as, "hillbillies".
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God Joke.
by TheHypnoToad intwo brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood.
the people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys.
so the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys.