Jesus heritage

by BlackSwan of Memphis 4 Replies latest social humour

  • BlackSwan of Memphis
    BlackSwan of Memphis

    Hi all, StarMoore sent this to me last night and I thought it was cute enough to share!

    EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone brother.
    2. He liked Gospel.
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Father's business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with His hands.
    2. He had wine with His meals.
    3. He used olive oil.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
    1. He never cut His hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
    1. He was at peace with nature.
    2. He ate a lot of fish.
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

    AMEN!

  • kls
    kls
    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

    AMEN!

    LOL....Ain't that the truth

    Thanks for sharing

  • BlackSwan of Memphis
    BlackSwan of Memphis

    Kls: No problem. I thought that last part was pretty funny myself.

    StarMoore sends me some pretty funny stuff. She has a good sense of humor!

  • fri
    fri

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Gay:

    1. He loved to be around 12 men at all times.

    2. Kept being kissed by his male friends.

    3. Never liked to wear pants

  • TheHypnoToad
    TheHypnoToad

    That was funny!!!!

    Thank You!

    YheHypnoToad don't sign no post!

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