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  Beards

  by HiddenPimo in

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  so i started growing a beard 2 weeks ago and i am making some nice progress.

  it has been noticed by many in my workplace and they give me great compliments.

  my skin would get all bumpy from the constant shaving and i am so glad to be done with that form of cult control.. last year (i was pimo then) i worked in the video department at the regional convention.

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  OnTheWayOut

  I was still fully involved, a recently appointed elder, when I had to move away from my original congregation and relocate. I went to my mother's congregation for awhile as an in-between situation, so they knew I wasn't going to be there for more than 6 to 9 months. They asked me if I would take on some elder assignments and I said "Sure."

  The elder sent to ask me said there was one problem. "Our elder body doesn't allow mustaches." I pictured these men and none of them had a mustache. After a brief pause, I said "Perhaps I better not serve with your elder body." He paused longer than a short while and said "I am just kidding, your mustache will be fine."
  
  But he may not have been kidding. I think they really didn't like mustaches, and hoped I would shave it. But I think he was instructed to say that he was kidding so that I wouldn't say anything to the C.O. if I balked at their policy.
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  Running Ahead of the Organization

  by Sea Breeze in

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  that was a phrase that used to irritate me to no end.

  good thing this woman wasn't a jw.

  some people just can't wait.

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  OnTheWayOut

  Blondie, I think the post is just a joke about this lady having a pet tiger before Watchtower's paradise arrives.
  
  Anyway, if that's not what it is, I am confused.
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  How to explain the Overlapping Generations Doctrine

  by HiddenPimo in

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  so after much research i came to the following conclusion:.

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  OnTheWayOut

  OTWO, exactly! You only, technically, had 1 glass of scotch!

  
  Regardless of what they try to say, that is exactly what they are saying in reality. (As if "reality" even comes into play here, though!)
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  Do You Support a Sex Strike?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  alyssa milano is saying that women have to go on a sex strike to take control of their bodies.

  what do you think about this?.

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  OnTheWayOut

  Day 2, I am still not having sex with Alyssa Milano.
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  How to explain the Overlapping Generations Doctrine

  by HiddenPimo in

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  2. beliefs

  so after much research i came to the following conclusion:.

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  OnTheWayOut

  Overlapping Scotch is just having one teeny tiny shot glass full, but filling it again and again while it still has drops in it, so before it's entirely empty.
  
  
  
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  New Light on the 144,000?

  by Ding in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  someone on facebook is claiming to have reliable information that the gb is about to announce new light on the 144,000 -- that it's symbolic, not literal.. one person suggested that they will retain the two-class teaching and just change the meaning of 144,000. his idea was that the change would avoid three problems with the current teaching:.

  1. embarrassment over more and more partakers at the memorial when the number should be getting less and less.. 2. embarrassment over 12 symbolic 12,000s somehow equaling a literal 144,000.. 3. solving the problem of running out of "anointed" ones who are old enough to be on the gb.. thoughts?.

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  OnTheWayOut

  Whatcha all talkin' bout?
  
  They have always taught that
  + "this generation" was subject to an overlap.
  + the Governing Body (and not the entire anointed) are the Faithful and Discreet Slave.
  + nobody knows the time and date, and we never said 1914, 1925, 1975, the 20th Century or any of that as the start of the Great Tribulation.
  + The numbers in the Bible, including 144,000 are figurative.
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  Do You Support a Sex Strike?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  alyssa milano is saying that women have to go on a sex strike to take control of their bodies.

  what do you think about this?.

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  OnTheWayOut

  Gunna keep avoiding the hot button issues here.

  I just wanted to say that I am helping Alyssa Milano. I am on the sex strike with her. Even if she begs me, I won't have sex with Alyssa Milano.
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  Do You Support a Sex Strike?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
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  alyssa milano is saying that women have to go on a sex strike to take control of their bodies.

  what do you think about this?.

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  OnTheWayOut

  I think women who want to do so already go on sex strikes whenever they want to.

  Men never use sex (or holding out) to get what they want.
  Why?
  Because sex IS what men want.
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  We Might Know Each Other If You Know Some Of These

  by AnonVet in

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  2. experiences

  i'm not about to give away where i live or where i used to live, but if you know any of these clusters of people, we might have crossed paths at one point.

  (i have added a few "dummy" names to keep it tough.

  ) most, but not all, of these "real" names are elders.. 1) wicks, anderson, hughes, stafford, adams.

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  OnTheWayOut

  I know Barbara Anderson.
  I have eaten at Applebee's
  I have been in sand.
  I like to fry stuff.
  I got nothing on Number 6.
  
  I guess I don't know you. You are not in Chicago.
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  No More After 34 (2034)

  by blondie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my husband and i were discussing the rally cry shortly before 1975, stay alive in 75 (1975), some here believe that the end might come in 2034 (some tongue in cheek) counting 120 years from 1914 the same internal between when god supposedly pronounced judgment on the people on the earth before the flood would come.. so it could be, no more after 34. i thought it was good and funny at the same time..

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  OnTheWayOut

  "We will close the door in '34!"
  
  Woo hoo!!!! 14+ years to sin before coming to our senses.