A circuit overseer is called a C.O. (See-Oh)
His wife is sometimes called a C.O.W. which might be shortened by some to be said, "cow."
What do you call a circuut overseer's baby?
.......a "circuit breaker."
OnTheWayOut
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JW Jokes
by OnTheWayOut inthey don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.
watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.
what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?
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JW Jokes
by OnTheWayOut inthey don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.
watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.
what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?
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OnTheWayOut
Betheliesalot:
How do you get "new light" from an old Watchtower?
Set it on fire.I think that is the best one.
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JW Jokes
by OnTheWayOut inthey don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.
watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.
what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?
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OnTheWayOut
They don't want you to donate blood because.....
.....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.
Watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members......
......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.
What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness?
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My Dissociation letter
by TJ Curioso inhi to everyone!i was summoned to the judicial committee and went.
it was a respectful conversation from one side to the other.
in the end i handed the dissociation letter in hand and a binding to each of the elders, with an article i wrote on the subject, "are jehovah's witnesses a destructive sect?
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Congratulations TJC.
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My dad RIP
by ScottyRex inmy dad died 2 weeks ago on sunday.
i will miss him so much.
he was the funniest most greatest man i have ever known.. granted for the first 30 years i wasnt that much keen on him and i don't think he was on me much either.....let me explain.. mum and dad met in 1964, mum was the prettiest girl in the town, mini skirts, raised hair, the daintiest figure, she looked the spit of audrey hepburn at breakfast at tiffanys.
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OnTheWayOut
Beautifully written. You have some honest and also some good memories. Thanks for sharing that. So sorry for your loss.
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Is he interested?
by Sunnybear ini met a wonderful man on match.com several months ago.
on our first date, there was amazing chemistry and we ended up having sex.
it was not planned, it just happened.
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OnTheWayOut
You have all you need from us.
Jehovah's Witnesses are a dangerous mind control cult. You do not want to be one. Things will only work out to a relationship and marriage if you become one of Jehovah's Witnesses if he is so dead set on becoming one.
Regardless of him being baptized or not, he must deal with having had premarital sex before he can proceed with being a JW.
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What does shunning acomplish?
by poopie inwell in order to shun someone you must dehumanize them much like what occurred in slavery.
dehumanizing someone now allows you treat them worst then an animal.
and now you can justify ignoring them there not human anymore.
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OnTheWayOut
Shunning is very effective for them.
It causes many to keep their mouth shut when they don't agree about something.
It causes many to kiss the elders' asses to keep from being DF'ed or to get back in because they want to have communication with their family.
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"...and if you wanna sit on your buddy's lap and fondle his ball sack, as long as he's into it, it's all good."
I busted out laughing at the commentator on the JW video at the end.
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I know what I done may of perhaps been unethical or bordering on illegal but OMG was it so satisfying.
by joe134cd ini had an ultra orthodox jw relative ask me to fill out his census form on the computer.
while i was filling it out i thought %u#k you wt i'm not going to let you have the satisfavtion of making claim to a member in this country.
so i ticked no religion for the box that asks what religion you identify with.
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OnTheWayOut
Hey, good for you. However, it's probably only good FOR YOU.
Watchtower doesn't count its members from some government survey.
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Is he interested?
by Sunnybear ini met a wonderful man on match.com several months ago.
on our first date, there was amazing chemistry and we ended up having sex.
it was not planned, it just happened.
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OnTheWayOut
I am frustrated because I feel like I am ready for a relationship but there is nobody there to fill the role. Where is my Mr. Right? I am 35 and most of my friends are married and/or engaged or in serious relationships and I don't understand why I am not finding someone also.
The JW guy I am dating is the first guy who was even someone who had his life together. He and I are supposed to get together tonight. Dinner and a movie. I am going to be honest and say after reading all of these threads, I kind of want to cancel with him.
But I kind of don't.
I either need to end it completely and walk away or open up my dating accounts again and just accept that he and I don't have a future and just kind of hang out with him until something better comes along.I have no problems with just hanging around and having fun. But you know good and well you are invested in him and it won't allow you to move on if you stay there. Plus, a good friend said "If you hang out in barber shops, you are probably going to get haircuts." You want to stay around a JW who would love for you to be a JW, you probably will do it just for him.
Edited to add: This forum dropped my other comments. I appreciated you being so open and honest. I hope it helps you. Keep in mind that because of the JW issues, you cannot catch up with your friends on marriage and relationships with this guy. He already said he wasn't that guy for you. But then you sort of think he is, and have indicated that becoming a JW might make him that guy for you.
NO. You will be expected to confess your sleeping with him early on, to the elders. They will tell you to stop seeing him, probably to shun him. That's the only way you could become a JW. Or if you do not confess and actually get baptized into the cult, then he will probably confess when he tries to get back- a whole new mess for both of you. Or if both of you never confess, he gets reinstated and you are a baptized cult member, then the religion will make you feel guilty about what you did.