Kristofer... hahaha nice guess, but no... but I do have to admit, what you guessed would be WORSE than what I think I may have done.
blackpearl, thanks, lol.... I am kinda scared to post this on here for fear some future employer would ever find it! LOL But I kinda think that would be pretty near impossible, and besides, I can always take my picture down.
Sass... you are right, it is a feminine issue. I went out to dinner with my friend and her husband tonight, they were like "We really wanna take you to dinner tonight!" so I went and got all dressed up (as usual) and I wore a really short denim skirt. And we had a nice time and then I went to their house afterward. We watched a movie on the couch, and then I left. I realize that I have this weird feeling down in my lower regions so I pull over and feel around and sure enough I am bleeding. That was totally unexpected for this time of the month, I don't know why it happened! It's not the right time. But anyway, I just shoved some tissues down there and drove home real quick.
I get into my house and I realize that there is some blood toward the bottom of the back of my skirt and it's also on my car seat. And some of it is sort of DRY. Like, how LONG was it like this! How did I not notice this? But you know, you really can't feel it sometimes. But, anyway, if it went onto the SEAT OF MY CAR, how do I know it's not on their furniture? How do I know I didn't bleed onto their nice expensive couch? I have no idea, and they probably wouldn't tell me even if I did cause they would not want to humiliate me. So I don't really even know if I did or not, but it seems only logical if I bled onto the seat of my car and my skirt.
HOW CAN I EVEN SEE THEM AGAIN? That's so embarassing! Plus, if I did, they'd probably be kind of annoyed secretly inside... I mean, I'm sure they'd never be anything but nice to me, but who wants to clean up someone else's blood? I know I sure don't! Plus now this makes me look like some kind of twelve year old girl that can't take care of herself! I actually do have some MEDICAL ISSUES with this, cause my period has been very irregular lately and weird lately and I have been almost hemorrhaging at times. So I have been to the doctor and have been trying some different medications, and maybe it screwed it up worse or something!
Please tell me this isn't the worst thing in the world. How can I even see them again? Plus, how will I ever know? What do I say to them? "By the way, did I bleed on your nice furniture when I was over the other night?" I'm sure if it was a boy I was dating it would be somewhat better, cause he'd feel sorry for me, and he'd forget it anyway when he remembers how long my legs are, but what am I supposed to do about my FRIEND and her HUSBAND? They probably think I am a complete jerk! PLUS it looks so stupid cause I was in like this tiny short little skirt, and they probably think "Why is she trying to look sexy and wear that when she knows she shouldn't be?" But it's NOT THE RIGHT TIME FOR IT!