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  misc goofy witness stuff

  by joelbear in

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  we had a house near the kingdom hall where we always started out time when i was a pioneer.

  there was never anyone home.

  we always left a back copy.

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  PaulJ

  i used to be so proud of the fact i could name all the books of the bible in order.
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  Underated Joys

  by PaulJ in

  1. social
  2. humour

  what things are absolutely fantastic, but go unrecognised?

  rubbing your eyes.

  having a good scratch.

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  PaulJ

  scrambled eggs on toast, covered in baked beans
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  "My TIME hath cometh"

  by mad max in

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  2. friends

  everyone, opened up thread for loubelle as she cannot open any more today.

  check it out!

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  PaulJ

  Good luck- come and tell us all about it! For you this is a good thing- for them they will act hurt that one of their 'sheep' has chosen this way.
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  YEARLY TIPS TO KEEP AWAKE DURING THE ASSEMBLY!!

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey everyone, here's my yearly tips for the assembly.......there's alot of newbies here who just might benefit from sum of deeze tips.

  enjoy!

  going to the assembly this year?

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  PaulJ

  go for a jog during a session

  get your whole family with all their bags, coats etc to squeeze past people already sat down... then keep going to the other end and out of the exit.......
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  Field service horror/humor stories.

  by sonnyboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this has probably been done before, but has anyone had any scary or funny things happen to them during field service?

  i used to go door-to-door with the most obnoxious elder in the world.

  if we approached a house, saw signs of life, but they didn't answer the door, he'd actually go around and knock on their windows!

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  PaulJ

  We came up to a door that was entirely see-thru clear glass, knocked and watched in horror a a dog the size of a lion ran towards us and crashed into the glass door. the brother beside me had collapsed and was staggering backwards in the flowerbed. the dog barked like a maniac until we left.

  Also I found the worst home security device ever once. It was a doorbell that sounded like an angry dog. Except it didnt- rather more like a badly recorded pathetic dog. We went back to that a few weeks later and the batteries were running low- now the sound was just a low-pitched murmer. Hilarious.
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  A joke - Who alredy had a belly ache?

  by Petruska in

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  i have something absolutly funny to post but i cant do it by just copying paste... its quite long but worthless you guys will love it.

  how can i do?

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  PaulJ

  That was mad!
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  Underated Joys

  by PaulJ in

  1. social
  2. humour

  what things are absolutely fantastic, but go unrecognised?

  rubbing your eyes.

  having a good scratch.

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  PaulJ

  Consenting Sex with a beautiful woman

  underated??? or did you just cut and paste from another thread, you cheeky scamp???
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  Any good prayer stories?

  by Samuel Thorsen in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know an elder who once opened a prayer like this:.

  "jehovah!

  this is xx-congregation speaking..." .

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  PaulJ

  The prayer at the end of EVERY assembly seems to go on and on and on..... Have you noticed there is always an audiable sigh of relief from the whole audience when it ends?
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  Underated Joys

  by PaulJ in

  1. social
  2. humour

  what things are absolutely fantastic, but go unrecognised?

  rubbing your eyes.

  having a good scratch.

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  PaulJ

  What things are absolutely fantastic, but go unrecognised? Here are a few of mine-

  Rubbing your eyes

  Having a good scratch

  The cold side of the pillow during a lie-in

  Sneezing

  Taking your shoes off after a long day........
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  thumbs up to......

  by desbah in

  1. social
  2. humour

  ...getting a puppy.

  ...having a full take of gas.

  ...payday.

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  PaulJ

  preaching door to door, teaching the ways of Jehovah

  instructive morning to night assemblies

  saying the Sunday talk in your local congregation

  being persecuted for your faith

  ahhhhh the joy

  With this level of sarcasm, you should be british.....