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  silly pet names

  by desbah in

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  k....ppl what silly name did you give to your dog,cat,hamster,rabbit or horse?.

  i named my dog.....holy cow....

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  I had 2 goldfish called Mulder and Scully. Scully killed Mulder when we werent looking, so we got another one and called it Skinner.
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  silly pet names

  by desbah in

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  k....ppl what silly name did you give to your dog,cat,hamster,rabbit or horse?.

  i named my dog.....holy cow....

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  ... and some friends of mine had a farm. They had a cow that they called Big-Mac.
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  a silly joke to share....

  by PaulJ in

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  mr tortoise is walking down the street when he is mugged by a gang of snails.. the police interview mr tortoise after the attack and ask him if he could describe his assailants.. "im afraid not" said mr tortoise, "it all happened so fast............".

  its old and silly, but it still makes me laugh....

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  Mr Tortoise is walking down the street when he is mugged by a gang of snails.

  The police interview Mr Tortoise after the attack and ask him if he could describe his assailants.

  "Im afraid not" Said Mr Tortoise, "It all happened so fast............"

  Its old and silly, but it still makes me laugh....
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  thumbs up to......

  by desbah in

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  ...getting a puppy.

  ...having a full take of gas.

  ...payday.

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  my baby daughter starting to sleep thru the night

  my wife- she's incredible

  tea

  football (soccer)

  stella

  jack daniels

  rock and roll

  my new house!!!

  the weekend....bring it on
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  OVER-RATED

  by tijkmo in

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  so what in your opinion gets more credit than it deserves.

  the beatles...enough already.

  the sydney opera house

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  David Bowie. I like some of his music, but he has released a lot of crap too.

  Akon- where will he be in 2 years?
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  Looking for old mates... UK

  by PaulJ in

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  anyone from the cambridgeshire congregations of st ives, st neots or huntingdon?

  or any rotherham congregations?

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  Well my Mum now works a stones throw from Hellaby, and I went a few times before I left the JW's.

  Ive sent you a PM Ken, I remember you quite well!!!
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  will the end come in my time?

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

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  the end of the dubs that is .

  i often wonder if i'll ever be able to go to my niece and nephews graduation, wedding, birth of their first baby.....the borg keeps saying that the end is nigh and yaddah yaddah yaddah...which we all know is crap...but when will their end come???

  i miss my sis and my brother and even my psycho mom, b/c she's my mom and i love her...i mean...they can't keep this crap going forever...can they??.

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  I think if they carry on misleading people they way they do- from birth- i cant see them NOT carrying on. Personally I think they need a really really good shake up.
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  How To Enjoy Assemblies By Being Rebellious

  by metatron in

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  1. go out to lunch at every session.

  bring back bags of fast food that say "burger king".

  or "mcdonalds" on them.

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  Shout 'FIRE' in a crowded area!!!!

  Us Brits will probably get this more..... get a loud Nokia ringtone to sound in the middle of a session then scream "WHAT?? WHAT?? NO!!!! IM IN AN ASSEMBLY? YEAH... ITS BORING!!!" aka Dom Jolly
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  JWs at The NGO Fair!

  by Voyager in

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  jws at the "ngo" fair!.

  previously, dogpatch (randy) had requested some further checking into.

  the 2003 georgia ngo listing of jehovahs witnesses.. .

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  Ive only recently learned about this (since coming on this site) and it staggers me. Why dont they just aeroplane drop crates of magazines into city centres????
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  Music recommendations for ...?

  by Markfromcali in

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  there has been similar threads, but maybe if we get more specific about when we like to listen to a particular cd it could be interesting.

  i was just listening to the oracle cd by michael hedges, great mellow acoustic guitars and i love the cover of tomorrow never knows.

  so this one i'd say is for relaxing and blissing out.

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  Oasis- Definitley Maybe - any occasion

  Portishead- Dummy - chillin out

  Nirvana- Nevermind - for letting off steam