Posts by hamsterbait

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How to Wear a Pinkie Ring, by Stephen Lett, Governing Body Member

by Oubliette in

always the fashionista amongst the governing body members, mr. stephen lett recently showed us how even an older man can display a certain swagger, a certain je nesais quoi that says, "i'm one of the anointed, and you're not!".

he does this in so many ways, but the one i want to draw our attention to is the way he rocked the theocratic fashion world with his wearing of a very manly pinkie ring in a recent wtbts video.. - -.

stephen lett of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses demonstrating how to wear a pinkie ring.

hamsterbait

"Other gods are just figments of the human imagination"????

He should read those passages in the Old Testamant where jehoobie speaks of other gods as existing. But of course we must remember that at that time YHWH was just one of the 70 sons of EL, with Asherah as his wife. He had to fight to keep hold of his "portion" the sons of Israel.

He hardly ever blinks which makes him look odd, (on top of the mealy mouthed low IQ style of delivery.)

Wasn't a black pinkie ring on the right hand a secret gay signal in the days when it had to be hidden?

HB

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Life elsewhere

by HowTheBibleWasCreated in

i of course grew up with star wars in ther 80s and the 3 star treks runing at once in the 90s' so shows depicting aliens never bothered me.. however in 95 i read 'hyperspace' by micheo kuku.

my dad picked it up and scanned it saying: "i see no reason jehovah didn't create 2 dimentional creatures we cant see.

my dad like alot of the book.

hamsterbait

LIFE - on other planets???

The Witchtower Babble and Trash has already pronounced on this back in 79, 80:

It was an Asleep! magazine discussing extra terestrials.

The article said that if life exists on other planets, the WTBTS would know about it, because "Jehovah will not do a single thing unless he tells his prophet about it."

Talk about misapplied scripture!!! I dont have the litterature any more to look it up.

HB

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Well my JW elder dad has lost his job...

by BU2B in

as a little background, my dad became a jw in 1980 i think, went to bethel, married my mom in 86' went back for another year and then i came along... he worked in the auto repair shop at bethel while he was there, and upon leaving, continued working in this field.

my whole life they have been the type of jw parents that tell you how you will never get to high school, never graduate it, never get married in this system, never have children in this system etc.. i say this to illustrate the end is just around the corner attitude they have always had, probably because they fully bought/buy into the hype at the conventions/wt articles.

my father has no plan in place for retirement, and he is physically slowing down doing such hard laborious work.

hamsterbait

If your parents were invalids or dying, then I would say helping them and loving them would be the right thing to do. (Mark you - they wd dump you in a flash if the borg told them to)

They are both young enough and have skills to support themselves if they get up off thier ass and and get cracking.

As it is, if you give them what they seem to expect they will not appreciate you. They will just say "Jehovah provides" and no gratitude or acknowledgement of your kindness.

Dubs EXPECT other to give give give, whilst they take take take.

HB

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Something Big is Coming...

by notsurewheretogo in

the annual meeting of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses will be in october 2014.. .. in november 2013, just after the last one they published this now famous statement in the 15th of november 2013 watchtower page 16 paragraph 17 says:.

"at that time, the lifesaving direction that we receive from jehovahs organization may not appear practical from a human standpoint.

all of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not.".

hamsterbait

Alpha -

They told the vast majority to STOP partaking in 1935, and the sheeples all obeyed, many saying they knew all along that something was wrong.

They can tell the vast majority in 2014 to START partaking, the sheeples will all obey, many saying they knew all along that something was wrong.

BAA BAA BAA

HB

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Something Big is Coming...

by notsurewheretogo in

the annual meeting of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses will be in october 2014.. .. in november 2013, just after the last one they published this now famous statement in the 15th of november 2013 watchtower page 16 paragraph 17 says:.

"at that time, the lifesaving direction that we receive from jehovahs organization may not appear practical from a human standpoint.

all of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not.".

hamsterbait

According to one poster here his CO said it was something that would SHOCK the sheeples.

I think it is either the blood or partaking.

HB

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New Light from 2014 Convenetion re Dancing

by Haupi33 in

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now it's okay for the rank & file to dance and do the twist before the program starts.

check out the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzaw1xe8q70.

hamsterbait

Clarity - sorry; I saw a load of other vids come up after I watched it, with " RMC Canada " in the header - some of them including soldiers marching around a field.

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New Light from 2014 Convenetion re Dancing

by Haupi33 in

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friends

now it's okay for the rank & file to dance and do the twist before the program starts.

check out the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzaw1xe8q70.

hamsterbait

RMC stands for Royal Military College in Canada.

Look at some of the other videos and you will realise it is nothing to do with the witchtower.

As for the rock concert in the Kingdumb Hell - this is just ridiculous, when everybody getting married is told they can only have kingdumb maladies at their wedding.

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How do you feel ethically about the Governing Body?

by runForever in

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if something terrible were to happen to the members of the current gb would you feel bad?.

hamsterbait

These reptiles are looking forward to murdering billions of buman beings, just because they didnt buy the Witchtower shite, or because jehoobie expects them to believe in fairy tales that science has long ago proved to be nonsense. (Most of those billions being children under the age of ten)

If they REALLY follow jesus words "do unto others" then they must want to be killed themselves. They have perpetrated worship of a vicious petulant psychopath, and will reap the consequences. Even the childrens videos avoid all mention of jesus if at all possible.

They are already, along with the gofors, clapping their hands in gleeful anticipation. But they think we care about them and their self centered little world, their nonsensical tale of a Universal Struggle in a broom cupboard.

The only reason I wont celebrate is that Karma does happen. So I try not to bear ill will toward anybody, even the rats the health department slaughters.

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Jesus use of illustrations in wt July 7-13

by What is Truth? in

this is the first time i noticed how dumb jc's use of illustrations could be if that's all he did in the context of.

matt.

13:10-15 ) so the disciples came and said to him: why do you speak to them by the use of illustrations?

hamsterbait

Millions of people belive in Islam, Hinduism,Buddhism,Judaism,Christianity because it gives them comfort, and/or a reason to look down on other people.

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Another cheery video for the kids on jw.dork

by konceptual99 in

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http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/kids-animated-videos/.

enjoy..

hamsterbait

These videos are penis- centric.

The females are mere adjuncts to the big or little penis-possessors, who are the only ones who count and therefore need these lessons. Little girls are already seeing they come second. That women forget their own shortcomings and need to forgive those of the penis-bearers in the family.

oh, and I watched them all. Jesus is mentioned ONCE in Jehovah Created all Things, and in the Giving one. Nowhere else.....

Hmm.

Maybe you can tell me why Jehoobie wastes his energy pulling ugly faces over magic, when it doesn't exist? Why does the camera pan up to heaven where JW.ORG is in the sky?

Why is Morris soo patronising, like a priest or pope?