How to Wear a Pinkie Ring, by Stephen Lett, Governing Body Member

by Oubliette 39 Replies latest social humour

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    Always the fashionista amongst the Governing Body members, Mr. Stephen Lett recently showed us how even an older man can display a certain swagger, a certain je ne sais quoi that says, "I'm one of the anointed, and you're not!"

    He does this in so many ways, but the one I want to draw our attention to is the way he rocked the theocratic fashion world with his wearing of a very manly pinkie ring in a recent WTBTS video.

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    Mr. Stephen Lett, Fashion plate

    Stephen Lett of the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses demonstrating how to wear a pinkie ring

    [Note: This is just a picture. A link to the video on YouTube is as the end of this article.]

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    Because the wearing of a pinkie ring by a man raises so many perplexing questions, I did a little digging. In doing my intensive research on the ins-and-outs of pinkie ring wearing by manly men, I came across an excellent analysis of the potential dangers of this fashion statement by fashion writer Russell Brandom.

    Below is a reprint of his very informative article on How to Wear a Pinkie Ring.

    In this article, Russ clearly explains why it's theocratically acceptable for Stephen Lett to wear a pinky ring and not you.

    Mr. Brandom, please:

    "Male jewelry is always a maze of conventions, but we recently ran across a particularly complex case via A Suitable Wardrobe: the pinkie ring.

    A surprising number of well-dressed men have popped up wearing them, from Prince Charles to Jay-Z, so we understand a guy getting curious—but this is dangerous territory.

    Like most affectations—a monocle, for instance—if you’ve got any doubt in your mind, don’t do it. It’s not a necessity. The success rate isn’t even all that high. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll take a walk right now, forget all this pinkie ring nonsense and go back to your easy, comfortable life of wingtips and oxford shirts.

    But if you’re feeling stubborn, here’s how to make it work:

    First, forget about Prince Charles. We know he’s a trad icon, but this isn’t a look for upscale Britons anymore, and it hasn’t been for some time. The icons here are Tony Soprano and De Niro in Casino. In a word, mobsters. When you see pinkie rings on guys like Sinatra, Jay-Z or, in more recent years, Rick Ross, that’s what they’re going for.

    In moderation, it can be a pretty good look—especially if you’re a man of a certain age, trying to add swagger to a business suit. But, as all those Casino suits should remind you, the look works best in extremely small doses. Ideally, you’ll want this to be the only piece of jewelry on your person (except possibly a wedding ring on the opposite hand). Even cufflinks could throw it off. Stay simple, and let that one chunk of metal be the only attention-grabbing point on your person.

    As for the ring itself, keep it small and have a story behind it. Ideally, you got it from your grandfather or for saving someone’s life. Make something up if you have to, but have some tale at the ready before you wear it outside.

    Maybe something involving a jaguar."

    —R.B.

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    The Irrepressible Mr Lett
  • DisArmed
    DisArmed

    I'm pretty sure if had been aware of this guy I would have left earlier. Ha!

  • Quendi
    Quendi

    To paraphrase my favorite author (with apologies to his myriad fans and admirers):

    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

    Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die

    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

    In Brooklyn Bethel where the Shadows lie.

    One (pinkie) Ring to rule them all, One (pinkie) Ring to find them,

    One (pinkie) Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

    In Brooklyn Bethel where the Shadows lie.

    Quendi

  • Jeannette
    Jeannette

    Much more pleasant than having to see him in tights.

  • zed is dead
    zed is dead

    OMFG! That gave me a flashback to when he was my C.O.

    Lett's not.

    zed

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    In Brooklyn Bethel where the Shadows lie.

    There's more than just "shadows" lying in Brooklyn!

  • Quendi
    Quendi

    Yes, oubliette, but as the old radio program might well have said, "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The SHADOW knows!" Those shadows lurking in Brooklyn Bethel, like its walls, have a lot of dark tales to tell. LOL

    Quendi

  • clarity
    clarity

    DisArmed .."I'm pretty sure if had been aware of this guy

    I would have left earlier. Ha!"

    *

    Ditto!

  • integ
    integ

    I think Lett is the narrator voice of all those dramas at the District assemblies. I used to make fun of his voice for years. I get what he's doing. He fashions himself as a professional voice talent/actor.

  • minimus
    minimus

    It's a simple black onyx ring. Maybe it was his dad's. (Who cares?)

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