Topics Started by pudd
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Hu is the new leader of China.
by pudd ingeorge: condi!
george: yassir is in china?
george: look, condi.
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a frog goes into a bank.....
by pudd ina frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
he can see from her nameplate that her name is patricia whack.
"miss whack, i'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.
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Single Woman
by pudd insingle woman
a woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb.
can of coffee, and a 1 lb.
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nag nag nag!
by pudd inan attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named wilbur wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
his last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.
as soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "what time of night do you call this?
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Jesus in the cafe
by pudd inan irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
the waitress nodded, so the englishman said to give jesus a cup of hot tea, my treat.. .
" the waitress nodded, so the redneck said to give jesus a cold glass of coke, on his bill.. .
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Bush joke!
by pudd ingeorge w. bush meets with the queen of england.
he asks her, "your majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
are there any tips you can give to me?".
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hello again!
by pudd inafter i stopped going to meetings about a year ago this place was a real life saver.
i would come here every day just to know i was not alone and preserve a small amount of sanity.
in that time i got to know a number of you and i realy don?t know how i would have got though this time with out you!
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policy changed?
by pudd inplease forgive my ignorance on this matter, but i have been informed that the society have now changed their polices on accusations of child abuse and now will go to the police if there are any allegations made.
even without the 2-witness thing.
if this is true it takes nothing away from their past guilt but i was wondering if it is actually the case that the rules have changed or was i being fobbed off?
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what do i say?
by pudd ini got a phone call last night from an old j.w.
friend.
she was very close at one time and is one of a very few who did not turn on me when i left.
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follow on question.
by pudd ini would like to thank all who have replied to my quesstion about hitting back at woman.
i would like to ask a further question about this situation.
some have surgested that my friends girlfriend acted in self defense when she slapped him because he was pinning her in a corner and yelling.