apart from the interesting block color change for the title strip on the front page.... the new 2017 wt mag has some new (updated printing figures):.
2016: produced each issue: 58,987,000 available in 282 languages .
2017: produced each issue: 61,651,000 available in 294 languages.
That's 51 mill. In 2016 and 53.5 mill in 2017. Wasted paper gotten at discounted rates I'm sure.
Environmentalists should sue these bastards for destroying our forests and voiding all that forestcover. Unproductive members of society, who cotribute zilch towards protecting our environment or human welfare , but claim their Hobo god is gonna destroy all destroying the earth. Effing hypocrites.
this is absolutely feckin' priceless.. https://www.jw.org/en/publications/videos/viewpoints-origin-of-life/petr-muzny-law-professor/.
in yet another appeal to authority, jw.org has trotted out a professional to vouch for creation.
this guy is a law professor.
Well . Well.Well.. Profesional liars with a religious bias refuting science based evidence on the formation of the universe and all life. If his arguments could pass muster in a court of law, he could be appointed Attorney General and head the 144000 shitheads that will be sitting in judgement over better men during the Jew's hypothetical Hobo god's final indictment of the rest of humans.!!!
about a month ago, i purchased arabic/english gospels of john that contain a commentary for muslims.. .
i went to one of my neighbors and spoke to him and gave him one.
fast forward to today, my brakes need done so i took my car to the shop, walking back into my street i saw my friend abdullah outside.. .
My bet is on him showing you how it became necessary for god to send his lastand greatest prophet mohammed to give mankind the true faith over the christian scriptures that was corrupted by apostates in the 6th century.He will cite the bible where it says " I will send you a helper..." and try telling you that was mad Mohammed who was being spoken of. Good luck trying to preach to him.
Witnesses have a list of people who converted to this religion started by a psychotic pedophile.Heading the list is Michael jack and his sister Janet. Make sure yu don't fall into their trap too.
all parents want their children to grow up, mature, and become happily independent.
no normal father or parent would ever want to govern and rule over their children forever.. so if jehovah exists and he is a heavenly 'father' to his human progeny, and if we truly are in his image as his children, then humankind was always destined to govern itself.
if you believe in the biblical narrative, jehovah always intended to let go of his human children and let us rule ourselves when we were ready.
Although I have no interest or belief in Jewish mythology, i'd have liked you as one of the biblical writers. Would have made total sense if I believed in the Hobo or any other god! But kudos for your original thinking. Never heard this version before.
i wrote the following in relation to the mother in quebec who died for refusing a blood transfusion.
enjoy.
i personally grew up within the jehovah's witnesses and was a member in good standing until 2013 (aged 35), date at which i became inactive.
The "Superior alternative" to transfusion advocated by the HLC, is tantamount to murder. They helped a patient kill herself. I change that to assisted in and advocated a form of suicide to a human not of sound health at that moment in which she was coerced and jockeyed into a decision that caused her death. They should be charged with first degree murder. I am inclined to think " abuse" is way too mild a term in these circumstances.
i posted the elders training school video of how to conduct a judicial committee on my youtube channel last night.
it got me thinking of the hypocrisy of the whole thing.
and also how in their own publications they ridiculed the pharisees for the way they dealt with jesus... which is the very same manner they use on the flock.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzmgjjpafk.
Pale.
JW's are just that. A comedy hotline!
i posted the elders training school video of how to conduct a judicial committee on my youtube channel last night.
it got me thinking of the hypocrisy of the whole thing.
and also how in their own publications they ridiculed the pharisees for the way they dealt with jesus... which is the very same manner they use on the flock.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzmgjjpafk.
."....but I ended up being pulled along to the slaughter..." Is this deuschbag for real??? For crying out loud he got the phlegm off his chest not bobbited!!! And then he is in tears because the bun's rising! What did he expect when not using protection? Two drinks bought him a fishing line but now that he's caught a minnow, he's yelling"seduced"! Hmmn I got in my screw and now I wants to bolt! Tut tut Robbie. This ain't a hobby. Man up! Man up!
the wt teaches that there's no part of a human being that survives the death of the body.
if the anointed do not have an immortal soul/ some immaterial part of them that survives death, then whoever will be in heaven won't be the original anointed person but their clone since once a person dies, according to wt theology, they cease to exist; so god will have to create a spirit body from nothing for that person and that created body by definition will therefore not be the original person but their clone.. so it will be a person's clone that will get to live forever in heaven and rule with christ, and not the original person.............one can now see why other religions teach the doctrine of the immortality of the soul..
According to these jokers one becomes a part of JewHobo's memory. After yu are dead ofcourse.Does that mean all humans are a part of The big Jew's mind which he is sytamatically destroying bit by single bit- since most humans will be destroyed if not in death then in Arm- a -geddon. The Hobo is a self destructive God existing in a mindless state. Like his followers here on the planet! Not surprising!
while reading the magazines the other day it occurred to me that jws never really had a very good answer to that question.
because it was aimed at young people and it said something along the lines, "if you believe in god you have a purpose, but if you don't believe in god your life has no purpose or meaning".
i think that is a faulty analysis of the situation.
Crucify the 7 leaders of the cult .stick burning pine needles into them while they writhe on the stauros while eliciting a confession from them that they are:
1. Not anointed
2. Not qualified to interpret the bible
3. Charlatans out for a good life and luxury at the expense of honest folks who gave up their lives and are breaking their backs to keep these scumbags living in style, while they laugh up their sleeves at confounding 8+ million suckers
4. In no way honest, decent ,truthful or humane.
5 have made up all the crap that today masquerades as the JW religion.
6. Their greed for money and power makes them the top criminals - who never get caught- for the last 150 years.
( original lyrics) song 151.. .
jew hobo roamed wild, sowing random his seed.
a careless drop there, and here without heed.
( Original lyrics) Song 151.
Jew Hobo roamed wild, sowing random his seed
A careless drop there, and here without heed
Merry carousing, and boning and copulating did he
With carefree abandon he polly-mated wopeee!
Now his drops scattered hither and whither anon
Those bellies swelled larger and bastards were born
A thousand popped here and a few hundred there
Till a hundred and 44 thou. roamed everywhere
Now this birthing was staggered, over time and the globe
Who exactly they were is quite a subject to probe
But now 15000, and a few random rags more
Lay claim to this honor. like never before
Born out of wedlock, they’re shamelessly cad
About knowing their mothers; but f*** knows who’s dad.
Declare themselves anointed con suckers with glee
Dull them with a cult code, assure prompt assembly
The whole rank and file now, show’em kissass respect
Make them feel holy, be born though imperfect
They claim now all anointed, have a heavenly hope
To rule with ….sweet Jesus ! Christ on a tightrope!
But the most wily among them, had an idea profound
Knew well their power, if the rest were put down
Eight of them, together, formed a closed circuit ring
Said they were the slave class, of their master the KING
The rest of the anointed, were told “go suck on eggs
We’re a big boy’s club here, now please don’t y’all beg
We cant have yu all here, you’ll don’t have the knack
If u don’t like this change now, yu can piss up your back.”
The rest of the anointed, shoved off with tails tucked
Some cussed, others ranted, all said “we’re F*****!”
After this crass act , the eight got more dowdy
Gave themselves dress suits, and neckwear quite gaudy
Began making appearances, annually on big screens
Their pronouncements get weirder, straight shit from latrines
Through strange twisting of scriptures, the meaning slip- shoddy
Announced to the great crowd “ We’re your..ahem.. Governing Body
“And anybody that objects to what we prophesy
We’ll disfellowship and shun far, wide and nigh”
Gave themselves titles with add-ons each time
Bait and switch doctrines that can turn on a dime
Fly business and first class whenever they roam
Tell the congos. “ donate, y’re house, hearth and home
Call themselves the slave Class, and wear signet rings
And Rolex watches to decipher great mysteries bada-bing
Assumed halos they wear, around each narcisstic head
It’s actually illuminating, their wide ass***** instead
Presumed mysteries of the bible, only can they unravel
What comes out is pure, batshit crazy con babble
With infinite wisdom, one of them felt and decreed
Tight pants was gays’, demonic weapon indeed
To ensnare all the young men, in JW land
And bugger them silly, till they can no longer stand
Most JW’s nodded, their heads and concurred
At this supreme utterance, from Tony the Turd
Geoff. Jackson the bald headed Aussie. lying shit
Lied glibly to the RAC, while posing holy, the twit
Took his vow to tell the truth, on JW’s silver sword
Prevaricated, vacillated, uttering rarely a true word
The kicker came when asked, “is the GB gods only true chanel
“ There may be others “, was the answer, in a tone that was banal
Now friends why I mention this is because in a JW JC
The poor sap on the dock, is asked the same q. slyly
And woe if he answers, like Geoff. the dipshit
He’ll be slung out on his ass; … the verdict, ” DISFELLOSHIP” to wit
Shunned by his family, friends and the rest
By all of the JW’s ,this is serious… no jest.
Now child abuse abounds widely, in the JW club
Shag children, hump freely the pedo. eldubs
Child molesters run rampant, the list is quite long
Of pedophiles names, that to this religion do throng
Protected they are, by these eight bastards on top
“ Don’t report to authorities, we’ll get them to stop
Wait on the Jew hobo “, is the mantra they spout
“ We’re being guided by holy spirit “, they solemnly tout
Now I wonder from where, they pull this “holy spiritistic” farce
I’ll give you five to a dollar, it’s from deep up their arse
But enough, I digress, from my original tale
Only wish to inform, without boring detail
So Jew Hobo is aware, of what his offspring are doing
Is happy with the current crap, his dear sons are spewing
Since all the 8 million, of the JW’s great crowd
Are growing impatient with the mysteries that shroud
The crazy beliefs; spouted by the heaven bound eight
They desire an unraveling, from Jew Hobo’s mouth straight
So their desert god decided, to pay heed to their call
Said “ I’m revealing a great truth , to young old and all
I’m announcing in song ‘a revealing of sons’
Though for you it’s a great joy, sure, but for me its not fun
I’ve fornicated and caroused being a “mistah lova lova”
For I can do what I want, as I’m yr only god Jew hoba
Now the GB and the rest of the anointed in fact
Are the fruit of my sperm,..thats accurately exact
They are my true sons, yes, out of wedlock I agree
Doesn’t matter. My offspring are anointed by me.”
Now friends My story, is almost completely all done
“ A revelation of sons” from song 151.
But wait don’t go yet, I’ve my own truth to unfold
I’m of the anointed too, if I might venture t’ be bold.
Now I know whats “anointed”. Honest, I aint shittin you
For lately I’ve been feeling an anointing of me too
I can’t tell definitively, if the feeling’s the same
Felt by the holyshit anointed of the JW’s fame
But after I take a dump, followed, by a fresh shower
With shampoos and oils, that smell of fresh flowers
Then sit down to contemplate how I left this fuc**** org.
The GB. the Eldubs …. the whole 9 yards in the Borg
I’m never depressed, never bothered, never lost or disapointed
I tell ya friends I feel groovy, ‘n euphoric ‘n damn definitely Anointed!!!
Now if yu feel lonely, or lost or a little blue
For having left the Borg and its whole 9 yards too
Take a shower and a dump, and a moment to think
Yu’ll feel like I do . ANOINTED in a wink!!
