Posts by Hairtrigger

i opened the watchtower up to the first page , and asked one of the witnesses if he had read it.. lie # 1... he said he read it.. i ask my second question to a woman witness sitting next to him , who by the way was hard to tear away from her cell phone..... "whats this watchtower about?

, "........ lie # 2 ... she said she read it , but forgot "exactly" what the main points were about..

Hairtrigger

I was inthe borg for a few years only but never, ever ,read a single WT. Read a few Awake secular stories though and dumped all the mags -about a thousand of them- into a dumpster after I quit going to the hall.

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Reasons for Leaving

by maksutov in

i finally got my book finished.

it is available as a free ebook here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/527252 i'm sure the contents are familiar territory to most people here, but hopefully it will be of some use to those who are either thinking about joining or thinking about leaving.

Hairtrigger

Just began reading your book today. Thanks for being proactive. Hope it goes a long way in serving the purpose it was written for. Thanks again.

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What are the Witnesses Afraid Of ?

by Sour Grapes in

jw
friends

if the witnesses have the truth and have been going to meetings for many years and every week they learn how to be effective in the ministry and learn about the bible on sundays and every week have a family worship night, why are they afraid to talk to anyone who doesn't agree with them or question their beliefs?

if they have the truth then nothing can refute it.

the truth is the truth.

Hairtrigger

Because satan is more powerful than Big J and can corrupt the faithful within a few minutes of them reading or talking to anyone with dissenting ideas!! No matter what evidence is brought before them, it is all a fabrication of satan's minions to entrap them!! While Big J remains helpless to save them from one of his own creations!!

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Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .

by jhine in

lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .

i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.

come on now share yours.

Hairtrigger

Recalled these while driving back from work.

Jingo is a street dog and he is best friends with Weiner III, who is a blue blood competition winning golden retriever.

So one morning Jingo meets Weiner and they exchange pleasantries.

" Hey Jingo, How are yu my friend?"

" Oh Hye Weiner . O.K mate. So you look all groomed, handsome and shiny .Whats up ? Taking the girlfriend on a date"

" Thank you Buddy. No, no such luck.I'm off to a dog show. Big national competition today."

" Oh! o.k. Neat! Break a leg matey".

" Thanks. see you later."

The evening finds both of them meeting up on the street.

Jingo: Hello matey! How was day?

Weiner: Two golds, three silvers and twice commended. How was yours?

Jingo : Oh ! Not bad! Two fights, two F***s and quite contended!!

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Three boys were bragging about their mothers.

Sez the first: My mom's so fat she can occupy a couch for three by herself.

The second pipes up: That's nothing. When my mom walks down the street in a red dress all the cars pull over to the side. They take her for a fire truck!

The third one sniffs; When my mom sends her dresses to the laundermat, they send it back with a note. " We don't wash circus tents.!!

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A marine, on a month's furlough in Dubai ,met a woman who was willing for a price. He spent three weeks with her in a shack when she complained of missing her period. She told him it was his. They argued and the marine felt this was a bummer. He decided to leave before she involved him with the authorities for her condition. He couldn't resist a parting shot though, after paying her a small fortune.

" If its a girl name her Horina and if a boy call him Shackullah you f*****g slut!.

She replied," O.K Soldierboy!If you don't walk like a camel in a week call it a lucky strike!!

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Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .

by jhine in

lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .

i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.

come on now share yours.

Hairtrigger

A big guy is walking down a street when he sees a sign on a window that says," WE GUARANTEE YOU LOSE AS MUCH AS 20 lbs IN THREE DAYS OR YOUR MONEY BACK. Price $1500"

He walks in an is greeted by a young hostess. She takes him into a private room and asks him to strip down to his b'day suit . There is a weighing scale and she asks him to weigh himself. He does and finds he weighs 290lbs. She leaves.

He is wondering what he is in for when a secret door opens and a stunningly beautiful blonde walks in. She is butt naked and holds up a sign."IF YOU CAN CATCH ME YOU CAN HAVE ME". Big Mac is delighted and starts chasing her around the room. Once or twice he just about brushes her with his fingers but she, tantalizingly. is always just a touch away. After about six hours of this she leaves and he dresses and goes to the hostess. She asks him to weigh himself . He does and finds he weighs 284lbs. He is over the moon and goes home determied to catch the vixen the next day.

The next morning when he arrives he goes through the same preliminaries and waits stripped . The secret door opens and two girls-both amaxzingly beautiful -enter displaying a sign that says " IF YOU CATCH US YOU CAN HAVE US". Big Mac redoubles his efforts . Six hours later he is delightfully exhausted but no luck . They were just a maddening touch away. He weighs himself and finds the macine saying 277 lbs. He dresses, stunned at his weight loss. He goes home and swears to himself he is gonna get one of them the next day.

He is back on the third day . He almost runs into the private room and gets his tags off in record time.He looks at the secret door almost salivating at the mouth. The door opens and a 6foot 4 inch absolutely muscle-bound African American man, with a dong thats looks like the bottom half of a baseball bat, standing in the doorway with a sign." If I catch you ,you are my bitch!!"

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Songs 139-142

by wifibandit in

full set: http://imgur.com/a/4xl77.

for pdf use key: uyqnbqyeulurxzvvvuo2iq.

sample: .

Hairtrigger

Who the heck writes the lyrics for these shitty pieces? D***heads with I.Q's of 5?

Have these guys even finished 5th grade?

I've never seen the bastards out in the rain in the U.S. so thats pure BS.

And, "in the work we endure.." . What the f*** do they "endure". They don't want to work at regular jobs. Prefer to spend most of their time doing nothing while falsefying their monthly reports so what are they "enduring"?

And "I love you". For crying out loud ! Doesn't their diety divine whats in their hearts according to their holy book? They have to vocalize that mush to him!!!

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Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .

by jhine in

lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .

i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.

come on now share yours.

Hairtrigger

A Jdub goes to a clinical psychologist and complains of inferiority complex.

The doctor askes him a whole bunch of questions and prescribes pills and exercise.

Three weeks later the guy comes back and complains of the same thing stating nothing has changed.

The psychologist gives him a separarte set of pills and changes his exercise regimen and asks him to report back in a month.

A month passes and the dub comes back complaing that nothing worked

The doctor looks at him and says " Well there is nothing the matter with you."

" Doc. Then why do I always suffer from this inferiority complex".

" No complex about it . You are inferior ".

A lady walks into a department store with her dog folowing. The dog starts snifing around and disappears around astack of tins.

The clerk on duty looks up and says" Hey lady didn't you read the sign outside? NO PETS ALLOWED '!

The lady gives him a look and calls out " Carpenter, Carpenter Carpenter'.

The clerk is annoyed by now and says" Lady this is a department store not furniture mart".

" Oh No ! I'm calling my dog. His name is Carpenter. You know why I call him Carpenter? Because he makes litle stools all over the place."

" Oh thats good to know lady! Say, if I give him a foot in his behind; will he make a bolt for the door?"

A JW woman walks into a doctors office with her teen JW daughter.

" Doctor, my daughter hasn't been well lately. She hasn't been able to keep her food down and has become pale and lethargic.

The doctor examines the goirl and says" Oh! There is nothing to worry. This is normal".

" What do you mean 'normal' doc. She isn't normal . She's been sick the whole week'.

" Oh That's because she's pregnant".

" THIS IS IMPOSIBLE. WE ARE JEHOVAHS WITNESSES. WE DON'T ENGAGE IN SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS BEFORE MARRIAGE. MY DAUGHTER IS NEVER ALLOWED OUT WITH ANY BOYS. SHE IS A VIRGIN.

The doctor ,meanwhile , stood near the window and began whistling and looking upwards.

The woman looked at the doctor really angry." Doc. Have you been listening to what I've just said?"

" OH! Of course. Yes!"

" Then why are you standing near that window and looking up ?"

" Oh! Beacuse the last time this happened, a star appeared in the sky"!

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The Edit

by compound complex in

original:.

mary had a little lamb.

whose fleece was white as snow,.

Hairtrigger

CC

SHHHHH!! I'm counting sheep !

Little Bo Peep is hunting Mary with a hatchet!!

She wants to nail Jesus to a tree!!