Posts by Hairtrigger

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So.....Blended VS Single Malt

by ctrwtf in

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just wondering.

for you scotch lovers, i've been partial to singles for a long time, but was recently given a bottle of johnnie walker green.

i think i've fallen in love.

Hairtrigger

..." IT'S TAKEN ME TWENTY MINUTES TO TYPE THIS..."

We'll take your word for it...

About the scotch I mean!!!

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Xenophobia v Shrimpophobia

by snugglebunny in

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nothing as amusing as a bit of heated xenophobia.

a case in point:.

xenophobe: "i hate america and i hate all americans!".

Hairtrigger

Molly was a lass a bigoted morass

And never a lover of shrimp

She never was clever or made an endeavour

Her thinking was a bit of a blimp.

Could never find a reason during any season

To figure out her deep dislike

Although never had tasted broiled or basted

Our poor crustacean on a fork or spike

Her dislike extended to usa unbended

Americans she hated with might

But couldn't find a reason for her ire unseasoned

But sincerely felt she was right!

Now Molly oh Molly you were a foul folly

From the moment you were but born

Right from the soft womb to the dark tunneled tomb

Your wisdom is a thorn trail of scorn

Now people like you are plentiful too

Eight million and counting till day

Prejudiced and proud bigoted and loud

Preach their filth on the unwary and pray

To their Jewish desert god address him Lord

Jew Hobo they' call him the clods

When yu question their creed for lack of evidence indeed

They've no answer the dumbfounded sods

So Molly I think you need a stiff drink

And a roll in the hay with a Yankee

Or a stud from Iowa an apache or Kiowa

They'll show ya a good time and thank Ye

Once yu've slid down the totem and tickled by the scrotem

Remember its made in the US of A

Your prejudices will.vanish and bigotry banished

A kindly prawn will have shown yu the way!!

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the feb 2017 wt is being reviewed here because of the "neither inspired nor infallible" potential of the gb.. https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/6237447308443648/major-doctrinal-changes-must-on-way.

this indeed has been stated in the past.. an equally interesting phrase in that paragraph is: "of course, jesus did not tell us that his faithful slave would produce perfect spiritual food.".

again, wt is using the "jesus never said" line.. what would make more sense is: "jesus never said that the food would be imperfect or harmless.".

Hairtrigger

Spiritual food is provided by Jesus through his appointed "faithful"slave.

Food not perfect being produced by "faithful" slave.

Under direct supervision by jesus.

All slaves "anointed", by Jesus.

All anointed ones in the 1st century produced perfect food. According to Bible adherents.

What is the problem now?

Must be all the pollution in the air that's causing the climate change. And the hormones and antibiotics. And the droughts and earthquakes ...and the apostates. AND

The devil is bedeviling their printing press and playing hob with the details. And intercepting the satellite messaging from jesus to the boneheads in upstate new york.

You see Satan rules the earth and is so powerful he can enter the brains of the brothers...the apostates are prime examples...and it's only the Hobo's protection that has kept brothers safe. If he can do that to jesus' messages imagine what he could do to us if Hobo god didn't kep us under his protection!!!

The Hoboites have more air in their heads than the earth's atmosphere.

..

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Argument for JDubs or any Fundi's

by Socrateswannabe in

jehovah's witnesses believe:.

1. man was created in 4026 bce.

2. a global flood occurred in 2370 bce.

Hairtrigger

Did these Hoboites pick those dates from inside their noses or were they using astrological/ rear end wind chime prognostication/ Backward mathematical Adamic birth asswind calender/ pulling numbers out of anointed cheesebuns/ or just plain Lilliputian chronology?

Closed minds are opaque time bombs. Hoboites have minds shut tighter than a histerectomized womb. And twice as vacuous.

No offense meant to the fairer gender. Just a random.analogy. Apologies if I offend anyone.

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i really hate all these "what if" posts

by nowwhat? in

all these hypothetical questions about the organization's demise or what if god did this or that don't do anyone any good.

personal experiences.

info and insight about your congregation, circuit, area and the watchtower itself is what we need.

Hairtrigger

"What if", is iffy

Some on hearing it

Get quite stiffy

Others ignore it

and pass it in a jiffy

Still others are annoyed

And get off Lippy

A few grab their hair

And get all rippy

Some somersault

And go all flippy

I tell ya

n I'm not being iffy

If yu come across "what if", again

Close your eyes

Zippy

Shout "I've closed ya out"

Yippee!

"You're out in the cold now

Hope ya freeze to death"

P.S: Yu know yu are talking to words now? Go see a shrink! You've just gone

DIPPY!!!!!

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Was it Adam who altered his own DNA so that sicknesses & consequent death would be passed on to his offspring?

by deegee in

the blame for mankind's sicknesses/diseases and consequent death has been placed squarely on the shoulders of adam:.

romans 5:12, 17 - 19:"therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all people, because all sinned—for if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man.......consequently, just as one trespass resulted in condemnation for all people........for just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners........".

1 corinthians 15: 21, 22:"for since death came through a man........... for as in adam all die.......".

Hairtrigger

Naaa! It was the fruit tree.

It was the kn ow ledge of good and bad fruit. If you ate the fruit it changed your DNA to become receptive to diseases. And the diseases already in your DNA gotten fron neanderthals and aliens having sex with humans_ well thems were already locked up by the key. The key was not eating the fruit but looking at the tree regularly and talking with the serpent about how good the jew Hobo was. The serpent wasn't a fallen angel yet. Remember.

That's why Adam and his chick were kicked outta the garden so they couldn't look at the tree and revert their DNA to the non disease state.

Latest from the seven anointed dwarfs of the jew hobos organization on the planet.

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The increasing WT magazine

by darkspilver in

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apart from the interesting block color change for the title strip on the front page.... the new 2017 wt mag has some new (updated printing figures):.

2016: produced each issue: 58,987,000 available in 282 languages .

2017: produced each issue: 61,651,000 available in 294 languages.

Hairtrigger

That's 51 mill. In 2016 and 53.5 mill in 2017. Wasted paper gotten at discounted rates I'm sure.

Environmentalists should sue these bastards for destroying our forests and voiding all that forestcover. Unproductive members of society, who cotribute zilch towards protecting our environment or human welfare , but claim their Hobo god is gonna destroy all destroying the earth. Effing hypocrites.

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Petr Muzny: A Law Professor Explains His Faith

by konceptual99 in

this is absolutely feckin' priceless.. https://www.jw.org/en/publications/videos/viewpoints-origin-of-life/petr-muzny-law-professor/.

in yet another appeal to authority, jw.org has trotted out a professional to vouch for creation.

this guy is a law professor.

Hairtrigger

Well . Well.Well.. Profesional liars with a religious bias refuting science based evidence on the formation of the universe and all life. If his arguments could pass muster in a court of law, he could be appointed Attorney General and head the 144000 shitheads that will be sitting in judgement over better men during the Jew's hypothetical Hobo god's final indictment of the rest of humans.!!!

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Potential Muslim convert

by StopTheTears in

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about a month ago, i purchased arabic/english gospels of john that contain a commentary for muslims.. .

i went to one of my neighbors and spoke to him and gave him one.

fast forward to today, my brakes need done so i took my car to the shop, walking back into my street i saw my friend abdullah outside.. .

Hairtrigger

My bet is on him showing you how it became necessary for god to send his lastand greatest prophet mohammed to give mankind the true faith over the christian scriptures that was corrupted by apostates in the 6th century.He will cite the bible where it says " I will send you a helper..." and try telling you that was mad Mohammed who was being spoken of. Good luck trying to preach to him.

Witnesses have a list of people who converted to this religion started by a psychotic pedophile.Heading the list is Michael jack and his sister Janet. Make sure yu don't fall into their trap too.

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If Jehovah is our 'father', he would want humankind to independently govern itself

by fukitol in

all parents want their children to grow up, mature, and become happily independent.

no normal father or parent would ever want to govern and rule over their children forever.. so if jehovah exists and he is a heavenly 'father' to his human progeny, and if we truly are in his image as his children, then humankind was always destined to govern itself.

if you believe in the biblical narrative, jehovah always intended to let go of his human children and let us rule ourselves when we were ready.

Hairtrigger

Although I have no interest or belief in Jewish mythology, i'd have liked you as one of the biblical writers. Would have made total sense if I believed in the Hobo or any other god! But kudos for your original thinking. Never heard this version before.