Self stereotypers. You don't know how many people around here wear backwards hats, wallet chains and peirced ears just to fit into the various they're trying so hard to be.
Jimmy, your dad's from Nigeria. You can put the oversized 50 Cent t-shirt away. You have no fear of not being recognized as black.
Johnny, we all know how much you hate your parents. Your blue hair looks cool but you're wearing pre-tattered CK jeans and passing yourself off as punk.
People with closed minds towards other cultures and their foods.
Janie, for god's sake, because the food packaging written in Chineese doesn't mean it's going to kill you. Eat your god damn seaweed, you closed minded ditz.
Sexist women.
Yeah, all men are pieces of shit. Including your father who could have whacked off instead of laying your mom that one night you were conceived.
Holier Than Thou Dub Mothers Who Have Non Dub Kids
Yeah, you raised your kid to knock on peoples doors, be self righteous and not think that the organization is a smoke and mirror show. When your son or daughter realises how screwed up it is, lays the neighbor's daughter and starts listening to heavy metal music, you suddenly disown him or her for disobeying god's orders. Take a good look at your own f**cked up religion and see it's a cult, and love your children.
Self Loathing Liberals
Yeah yeah yeah, your white, European (Or Semetic) ancestors and contemporaries caused every bad thing in the world, including prostitution, Japaneese imperialism, Muslim fundimentalism and the seizing of Tibet, and now you want to tell everybody how evil our society is.
F**k you and get a job.
Anti-Capitalist Liberals
Socialism is just capitalism where the government is the main monopoly. Induvidual communes only work because they're anomalies in a mostly capitalistic system. To tell a person that they can't make money without having most of it being taken away is called theivery.
Bible Humping Conservatives
Yeah, I know you like to keep my taxes low and government out of my life, and that I wholeheartedly agree with. But why the hell do you want me to start living my life according to a Jewish fairy tale and telling me I'm not patriotic if I don't believe in it? Aren't freedom, tolerance and liberty 2 way streets?
