by brandnew 55 Replies latest social humour
I grew up in a "under" household.
However, I analyzed (anal ised ? WTH ) the germ factor, and deduced that over has far fewer chances of contaminated contact than under.
Spend some time (you have time while you're there, right), do the math.
Over is the only logical way.
Not my dad's way, but it's now my way.
Over and out.
GoodHousekeeping Magazine, Toilet Paper Manufacturers and Hotels say over, so the overwhelming consensus from those that appear to matter is over. Why not compromise? You get it your way one roll; she gets it her way one roll. Or, you can ditch the horizontal configuration and go to a vertical one, which solves your problem.
It doesn't however, solve your bigger problem; why are you arguing with your GF on this or really any other matter. If mama ain't happy; nobody's happy. Plus, you just may want to see her naked again. Frequently. She's the relationship equivalent of a Wookie. Let the Wookie win.
Or maybe you could talk her into going both ways, which is win/win. Trust me.
Best consult the 'groom of the stool ' he had royal sanction. His method must be benchmark !!
My personal preference is ' over '.
Whoever installs the roll gets to have it however they want.
Edited to include: This is why everybody needs their own bathroom. More toilets = peace on earth.
Marina
Under is an abomination.
Over is the one true way.
