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by brandnew 55 Replies latest social humour

  • berrygerry
    berrygerry

    GoodHousekeeping Magazine, Toilet Paper Manufacturers and Hotels say over, so the overwhelming consensus from those that appear to matter is over. Why not compromise? You get it your way one roll; she gets it her way one roll.

    Why not have 2 toilet paper holders in every bathroom, one over and one under?

    It seems the majority of apostates approve of toilet paper being over instead of under. Expect the WBTS to now firmly stand against this Satanic practice.

    Surely, the 24 elders in heaven have directed the current GB on this. Does Bethel not have a manual that includes this vital element?

     To avoid overloading the septic system, publishers are advised to use only one sheet per toilet visit.

    Surely, this could be an invaluable position for CA's and DC's - not just a bathroom attendant supervising paper towel usage, but a bathroom attendant passing one square at a time, to a total maximum of 3 squares per visit.

    (Also see: The Stall - I Don't Have a Square to Spare -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gysu0kgFwT0


  • prologos
    prologos
    BBC: Asia: "China has seized 7600 rolls of toilet paper with chief executive's picture on it--" picture it.                Les Bidet instead?     
  • brandnew
    brandnew

    @hairtrigger, 

    You totally rocked that poem.... ! ! ! ! !  

  • Hairtrigger
    Hairtrigger
    Thanks Outlaw .Glad yu enjoyed it!!
  • Vidiot
    Vidiot
    What is this "toilet paper" you speak of?
  • brandnew
    brandnew
    Pepel del toleedo

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