Welcome Flindersgirl.
You know you're NOT a JW anymore when..... you've come to accept gay people.
You know you're NOT a JW anymore when...(add some)
by Flindersgirl 55 Replies latest social humour
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rebel8
...you stop using JW buzz words.
...you stop feeling a need to evaluate everyone you see at church for potential "mate" material
...you are able to enter a laundromat or doctor's office while trying not to get kicked out (for constantly leaving unwanted yellowed back issues of the WT)
...you call your siblings "brother" and "sister", without the word "fleshly" first
...you learn how to keep private things private and not gossip about others
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mustang
You're not getting a guilt trip shudder because your Harley isn't a four-door model
Mustang
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BluesBrother
You contribute to a workmate's birthday collection (without a pang of conscience)
You dont give a toss about whether you should or should not do something around Christmas time (without considering whether it is or is not a celebration
You have a good laugh at a rude joke, without feeling guilty
You can stay home on a Tuesday night and post onto JWD while your wife has gone out to the book study. Yay!!
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dh
you're not afraid to admit it to someone who is.....
well said.
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aniron
My wife and I left after 20+ years. We realised we were no longer JW's when instead of getting up on a Sunday mornig to go to the KH. We were making love.
Boy! How we've made up for those other missed Sunday mornings since.
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AK - Jeff
...you start thinking about attending the little church down the street because the people there seem nice and you want to go fellowship with Christians....
Jeff
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Sparkplug
When you let your 15 year old say "crap, Jeeze, Golly, Darn, Damn!"
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cindykp
When you have a cig in one hand and a bud light in the other?
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Whiskeyjack
You're not a JW anymore when you give out your first birhday gift to somebody "over the table"!