Completing the sex act when your snockered. (page 9)

gumby

Jizzum,

Your insistance that an intoxicated man cannot have an emission of semen without being aware of what caused it is pure nonsense.

You listen here fella....I'm right and your wrong....get it? Never argue with me or you'l have bad Karma cuz god like me and told me he thinks yer a dummy.

Now....listen close. There were 3 people who lived in a cave....Lot and his two whore daughters. Only these 3 were in this cave for quite some time.....enough time to grow grapes and make booze. If I lived in a cave with 2 daughters, the chances they would both breed me and me not know it are real slim. Your as gullible as a dub still and I'm thinkin it's time you wipe off the wet spot behing yer ears. Ya hear ?

"Those ascared of losing religion are only afraid of fear itself"...Ghandi 6:66

Gumby

Edited to add some more real smart stuff for Jizzum,

Hey.....how do you suppose Lot would have reacted if he woke up and found his daughter having sex with him......if he were concious?

Would he say,

1. Hey you, get off me you sick girl

2. Stone her to death?

3. Spoken a divine curse against her

4. Reported her to the Pagan cops in the city

5. Acted like a moronic low life hillbilly and let her continue

Gumby

Schizm

Lot on the other hand, has an Orgasm because his daughters aroused him while he's passed out. That doesn't happen.--Gumby.
Bullshit. It happened to me. i was raped by a chick i bareley knew while i was passed out.--avishai.

Avishai, I'm going to do some research and see if I can find what I read before on this and how Lots scenario couldn't have realistically have happened as the bible explains it.--Gumby.

Promises promises!

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Schizm

Hey.....how do you suppose Lot would have reacted if he woke up and found his daughter having sex with him......if he were concious?

My guess would be ........ that he would've lost his erection .......... like pronto.

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gumby

Then what?

Evidently he should have approved of it as god himself must have approved it because he's a just god and god never seemed to disapprove of it. He just didn't like their kids cuz they were all crosseyed and stuff.

Gumby

Satanus

how do you suppose Lot would have reacted if he woke up and found his daughter having sex with him

'May jehoover rebuke you and add to it if i cum, you overheated daughter of a vivatious villanus pillar of sea salt. Umm, got more wine?'

S

gumby

SS...LOL,

I'm thinkin maybe he would have chewed out their arses for them not slippin on a trojan first since his daughters lived in Sodom with all those aids infected lowlifes. They musta fooled around at least once or twice with a straight guy.

Gumby

Sunnygal41

Just another reason why I am totally turned off by the Bible and Christianity.

Sunnygal41

SHOTGUN: Noah: Shem have you fed the elphants and giraffes today.
Shem: Dad would ya please put your clothes on and No I haven't, Ham and myself just threw those damn Horny Unicorns overboard...sneaky bastards goosed ya with that cubit long ribbed horn everytime ya walked by...oh sure it was fun once or twice but come on. GUMBY: You just made me choke on some crackers you bastard!
*wipes tears from his face*

Uhhhh, Gumby, Shotgun, have you two ever considered quitting your day jobs and taking your act on the road? Some of this shit is priceless! LMAO!!!

Princess

Alright Gumby...here's what I have learned about the Jacob/Rachel/Leah triangle...

Women were heavily veiled for the wedding ceremony. It wasn't the thin, see through veil material that we use today...it was enough that you couldn't see the bride's face. Jacob could have easily married Leah without knowing it wasn't Rachel.

You know how men are. Jacob discovered he'd been tricked but he was going to have sex that night because he'd been waiting so long so he had it with the woman who was willing and the rest is history.

As far as Lot and his daughters are concerned. Well, they were just sick bastards, that's all.

gumby

Princess.... quit tryin to straighten things out here. I'm so close to apostasizing thousands of people and your messin it up.

I suppose I can see a man playin naughty with the wrong girl since the customs were so damn strange back then. Jacoc loved Rachel to death. He must have known her voice from Leah's at least. I guess when a couple made love back then they didn't wisper nasty stuff in each others ear or ol' dipshit Jacob would have known which girl he had. They musta just went at it without talkin at all.

Also, I suppose Leah must have been built close to the same as Rachel. Suppose Leah had a big ol' fat arse and Rachel had a tiny one like me. I'll bet Jacob woulda known the difference if that were so.

Basically Jacob got his ass kicked for being a deciever himself with his ma and pa for the firstborn rights he stole from Esau the big red haired bastard animal killer brother.

Gumby

Completing the sex act when your snockered.

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