by gumby 215 Replies latest members adult
What are the odds of getting both his daughters pregnant on the first time they had intercourse
Frankie.....doncha know these jews NEVER shot blanks.......EVER?
Not only were they as fertile as a sperm bank in heat, but they ALWAYS had boy babies. Every hero of the bible who had kids always had at least a half dozen boys first before any girl.
You never read....."And so and so had intercourse with his wife and had a child and they named her Mary"
Gumby
Gumby they screwed anything that moved back then...Moses even made a law to keep them from screwing the ground..told them not to give their emission to the earth when they should be giving it to their dead brothers wife or sumpin like that.
I've been thinking that you may be the modern day Abraham...left his homeland to live in a tent and so on.
20 Now Noah started off as a farmer and proceeded to plant a vineyard. 21 And he began drinking of the wine and became intoxicated, and so he uncovered himself in the midst of his tent. 22 Later Ham the father of Ca´naan saw his father's nakedness and went telling it to his two brothers outside. 23 At that Shem and Ja´pheth took a mantle and put it upon both their shoulders and walked in backwards. Thus they covered their father’s nakedness, while their faces were turned away, and they did not see their father’s nakedness.24 Finally Noah awoke from his wine and got to know what his youngest son [Ham] had done to him. 25 At this he said:
"Cursed be Ca´naan.
Let him become the lowest slave to his brothers.”
How was it that Noah "got to know" what had happened? Undoubtedly, Shem and/or Japheth explained the matter to him. The wording (in red) shows that Noah had absolutely no knowledge of what had happened until after he had "awoke" FROM HIS WINE. Get the point? With regards to Lot, the account says that "he did not know when she lay down and when she got up." The wine had the same affect on both Lot and Noah. They experienced a black out! Do I need to draw you a picture? *LOL*
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Noah had absolutely no knowledge of what had happened until after he had "awoke" FROM HIS WINE. Get the point? With regards to Lot, the account says that "he did not know when she lay down and when she got up." The wine had the same affect on both Lot and Noah. They experienced a black out! Do I need to draw you a picture? Lol
Your comparing Noah's situation to Lot's? Please dude!
Noah had no movement and his bodily funtions were dead while he was plastered...untill he awoke.
Lot on the other hand, has an Orgasm because his daughters aroused him while he's passed out. That doesn't happen. Nice thought though (TM)
...........which reminds me of something. Forget about Lot for now......how about his disgusting daughters? Can you imagine two sister messin with their drunk father trying to arouse him to have sex? Good gawd! I would not have wanted to be a fly on the wall. Why the hell didn't Jehovah zap their arses for such a disgusting crime? Instead....he has this morbid story told in his sacred word. What was the point of recording this.........to show how god would later curse their children? Smart eh?
Gumby
Gumby
The wine you and me drink today is well aged. The wine these guys were probably drinking is sweet wine
When you ferment grapes, you can technically drink the wine in less than 2 weeks... But that stuff
is harder, sweeter, and has a diffrent effect on you (note how Noah drank it soon after the flood).
I would like your thoughts on this?
When you ferment grapes, you can technically drink the wine in less than 2 weeks... But that stuffis harder, sweeter, and has a diffrent effect on you (note how Noah drank it soon after the flood).
DeCHeech.....what is your point.....that sweet wine will not hamper sex when one is intoxicated? Alcohol is alcohol and being drunk is being drunk. There is no seperation of the two because of wine "types".
................unless it's Shiraz like Ozzie drinks. That crap will turn you into a pervert in no time.
Gumby
oooooooooh that Aussie stuff! Good hah?
Noah had absolutely no knowledge of what had happened until after he had "awoke" FROM HIS WINE. Get the point? With regards to Lot, the account says that "he did not know when she lay down and when she got up." The wine had the same affect on both Lot and Noah. They experienced a black out! Do I need to draw you a picture?Your comparing Noah's situation to Lot's? Please dude!
You obviously did NOT "get the point"! The POINT is that there are 2 separate cases mentioned, each involving the consumption of alcohol, that attest to the very same thing--namely, that alcohol CAN cause a person to not KNOW that something has happened. Noah, in an intoxicated state, did not "know" what had taken place. Lot, in an intoxicated state, did not "know" what had taken place. And, as I've already said: The wine had the same affect on both Lot and Noah. They experienced a black out!
Noah had no movement and his bodily funtions were dead while he was plastered...untill he awoke.
That's NOT the point! The POINT is that, like in the case of Lot, Noah experienced a black out.
Lot on the other hand, has an Orgasm because his daughters aroused him while he's passed out. That doesn't happen. Nice thought though (TM)
According to who? According to YOU, that's who! But do you know what you're talking about? You're insisting that should a man actually be caused to have an emission of semen while in an intoxicated state that he is bound to sober up enough to take note of WHAT caused it. Have you ever farted (an emission of sorts) while asleep, without knowing it?
Forget about Lot for now......how about his disgusting daughters?
No, let's not be so quick to move on to another point of contention. Let's take this one issue at a time, in order that your mind won't become overloaded. *LOL*
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Schizm,
Your from another planet and have dislexia of the cranium.
If you think you can convince anyone with a logical brain that a mans two daughters could each on seperate occations, get their father drunk enough to have sex, achieve an orgasm, and not know about it, you might as well return to the Kingdom Hall because you will never learn a damn thing anyway. Jesus!
Do you have a daughter Schizm? Do you think your daughter could pull the Lot scenario off on you? Please tell me she couldn't.
Gumby
Lot on the other hand, has an Orgasm because his daughters aroused him while he's passed out. That doesn't happen
Bullshit. It happened to me. i was raped by a chick i bareley knew while i was passed out.
