by gumby 215 Replies latest members adult
Here's another........why did god consider Lot and his daughters offspring enemies and cast them off? A lot of good it did for those two girls to have offspring by their dad when Jehovah didn't give a crap about them.
You said it, you prove it!
Jizzumwad,
Gee wiz, I thought you....a man of the cloth, would know his bible a little better than you do.
Have you ever heard of the Moabites and the Ammonites. They were enemies of gods people.
Read 1st Samuel 14:47 and 2Ch 20:1.......sheesh!
Gumby
The story of Lot and his daughters is actually quite simple. It's an insulting spoof on the origin of the Moabites and Ammonites, designed to make two of Israel's worst enemies look foolish whenever the story was told around the campfire. I mean, think of it: "You people came from a drunken incestual orgy!" A huge insult to Middle Eastern people!
AlanF
Well, it's about time your lazy arse showed up on this thread Mr.F!
Good to see you post bud...but ol' Jizzum is gonna believe Lot and his two daughters were rightous regardless. Poor bastard.
Gumby
Good stuff
Here's another........why did god consider Lot and his daughters offspring enemies and cast them off? A lot of good it did for those two girls to have offspring by their dad when Jehovah didn't give a crap about them.--Dumby.You said it, you prove it!--Schizm.Jizzumwad,Gee wiz, I thought you....a man of the cloth, would know his bible a little better than you do.
Have you ever heard of the Moabites and the Ammonites. They were enemies of gods people.
Have you gotten anything right yet, Dumby? Why don't I just answer that for you: No, you haven't! And you aren't correct about the above either, because you haven't presented the picture in its entirety. I'll explain how that's the case later, as I'm in need of getting some shut-eye. In the meantime, why don't you try to figure out what I'm talking about.
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And you aren't correct about the above either, because you haven't presented the picture in its entirety. I'll explain how that's the case later, as I'm in need of getting some shut-eye. In the meantime, why don't you try to figure out what I'm talking about.
You ain't going to get any shut-eye cuz you've already been sleepin all damn day. Your stallin and your rushin like a damn madman lookin in all your bible commentaries and dictionaries to justify your arguments......which you'll fail at.
You told me to prove the Moabites and Ammonites were cast off by god and were his enemies and I supplied the scriptures to prove it. What more proof do you need? God didn't like those bastard incestous kids of Lot and his perverted daughters from the gitgo....admit it.....they all looked too much like Osama Bin Laden
Gumby
The story of Lot and his daughters is actually quite simple. It's an insulting spoof on the origin of the Moabites and Ammonites, designed to make two of Israel's worst enemies look foolish whenever the story was told around the campfire. I mean, think of it: "You people came from a drunken incestual orgy!" A huge insult to Middle Eastern people!Now that would make sense ... (so they rather say Lot had sex with his daugther, just to moque there enemies) you can't count on this book ... Oh well ...AlanF
GDumby,So then Jizzum.....better to screw your pa than marry a worldly man eh?They didn't "screw" their father.
I just couldn't let this one go. Schizm, you might want to look up "screw" in the dictionary. I don't think motive really matters. If your wife has an affair, can she say that she wasn't really screwing - just performing a sperm extraction? Actually, that's a pretty good euphamism, I must remember it.
As for the age of the young man Joseph (83 on his wedding night). I would like to take credit for the calculation, however, it is common Bible knowledge. I first noticed it in a chart published in the 1952 (roughly) volume, that gives the dates of history, aka the Society.
But it isn't just them. Here is an article that gives the technical calculation: http://www.infidels.org/library/magazines/tsr/1996/6/6geez96.html
I just couldn't let this one go. Schizm, you might want to look up "screw" in the dictionary. I don't think motive really matters. If your wife has an affair, can she say that she wasn't really screwing - just performing a sperm extraction? Actually, that's a pretty good euphamism, I must remember it.
ROFLMAO !!!!!
Jizzum is still getting some shuteye I guess........after all, it only been a day and and half since he took his snooze. Get back here Jizzum ya barstard!!
RunningMan.....thanks for that info. I hope I like sex that much when I'm in my eighties I tell ya.
Gumby
RunningMan.....thanks for that info. I hope I like sex that much when I'm in my eighties I tell ya
besides your trescapade w/FMZ and shiitegun that'll be the next time I bet....
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
