Completing the sex act when your snockered. (page 2)

shotgun

I bet they were big hairy assed Nephlim with six toes on each foot and an extra testicle case they lost one in a fight!

I think the story about Noah and lot are too similar for coincidence...besides who names their boy Shem..that's a girlie name.

Noah: Shem have you fed the elphants and giraffes today.

Shem: Dad would ya please put your clothes on and No I haven't, Ham and myself just threw those damn Horny Unicorns overboard...sneaky bastards goosed ya with that cubit long ribbed horn everytime ya walked by...oh sure it was fun once or twice but come on.

gumby

LMAO !!

You just made me choke on some crackers you bastard!

*wipes tears from his face*

Gumby

shotgun

Gumby the more I read the bible the more I'm convinced those writers were all a bunch of practical jokers.

Writer A to writer B: Hey do ya think they'll believe a story about a long tall strongman that did incredible things and even got tail off three hundred foxes.

B: What will his name be?

A: I was thinking either Kareem Abdul Jabar or Samson

B: Jabar..isn't that a Muslim name you idiot..go with Samson

Billygoat

LOL@shotgun! You're on a roll today, eh?

gumby

Writer A to writer B: Hey do ya think they'll believe a story about a long tall strongman that did incredible things and even got tail off three hundred foxes.
B: What will his name be?
A: I was thinking either Kareem Abdul Jabar or Samson
B: Jabar..isn't that a Muslim name you idiot..go with Samson

A: Samson sounds to gay, how about Onan?

B: Nah, we'll save that name for someone when we wanna stop these guys from spankin their monkeys instead of workin

frenchbabyface

Now...realistically, could a dad sleep with his two girls to the point of getting them pregnant and ....NOT KNOW ABOUT IT??????? Give me a freakin break! Gumby

LOL ...

I always thought he was so totally passed out, his daughters took advantage of this.

Of course it was his daughters who took advantage of him (MORE LOL) ... he raised them the way he wanted probably (NO ?)

gumby

Of course it was his daughters who took advantage of him

FBF.....They may have taken adavantage of him, but there is no way he could perform sexually while he was passed out ......or even almost passed out, to the point of impregnating them. Not even if they used a splint on his thangy. For him to have not known would mean he had a blackout and men just cain't "do it" while they are in a blackout. I Promise!

Gumby

shotgun

I suppose your right Gumby...Samson is a girlie name too...any man that would slap a 1000 strange men around with a piece of ass makes ya wonder...he was such a sissy he felt weak after they cut his hair...sounds like Valice don't it.

A: Samson sounds to gay, how about Onan?

I don't know about Onan...consider what a guy with a name like that would have done when he was with a massive crowd.

Intruducing in the red corner........OOOOOOOONAAAAAANNNNNNNN....can you give me a whoop whoop!

Probably start some stupid story about how he brought the house down or sumpin.

DaCheech

FBF..... I can attest that when I drink too much, I have no desire or strength!

I think when we were on our first year of marriage, my wife used to jump me in the middle of the night, but it did take some time for

me to wake "it" up!

marriage changes things though!

Anyway, this Bible stuff is just such a wopper of a story!

Doubtfully Yours

This one and many other biblical accounts of what people did in those times just leave me completely appalled.

SICK, SICK SICK!!!

DY

Completing the sex act when your snockered.

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