by gumby 215 Replies latest members adult
FBF.....They may have taken adavantage of him, but there is no way he could perform sexually passed out to the point of impregnating them. Not even if they used a splint on his thangy.
Gumby
Well I don't know about his capacity to performe or not (I wasn't there ... and I'm not a doc ... you probably know more about that)and actually he got them (BOTH) pregnant in performing two days in a row (OR MORE of COURSE) ... so does that mean that he was not that drunk when performing ?
DaCheech
Anyway, this Bible stuff is just such a wopper of a story!Agreed ...
he was such a sissy he felt weak after they cut his hair
I remember when I got my golden yellow hair cut after Dallas.....I couldn't walk right for a few days
DeCheech you lucky bastard you! Your wife actually attacked you in the middle of the night! Tell me more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gumby
*tongue hangin out to the side like a cartoon wolf*
Frenchy...
Not even if they used a splint on his thangy.
GumbyFrenchy said: Well I don't know about his capacity to performe or not (I wasn't there ... and I'm not a doc ... you probably know more about that)
Gumby has used a massive two and one half inch splint for almost a year now, or since that pool drain accident!
He usually tells people he used a whole sheet of plywood to build the splint but he forgets to mention the shelves and bookcase he built from that same piece of wood.
two days in a row (OR MORE of COURSE)
... so does that mean that he was not that drunk when performing
Hey....I never thought about they may have each slept with him more than once to make sure it took.
As for your question about him being drunk to the point of not remembering, the bible says when each daughter came in and out of the tent.....he did not know about it. He had no idea he did what he did according to the bible.
Hey....I forgot about the Jacob story where Jacob got lied to by his soon to be father in law and he got Leah in the sack and thought it was Racheal. Imagine....working on these girls pig farm for 7 years and not knowing which one you were playin nasty with in bed. Dumb guy!
Gumby
Your wife actually attacked you in the middle of the night! Tell me more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, the 1st year lft quite a smile on my face. After that the oral (on her end) became like to the
point where I had to say "stop this, it's boring me more than exciting me". Even after all that
I still do the nine yards on her!
Mind you, I'm only 15lbs overweight at 180lbs!
I use popsickle sticks you lying bastard!
Gumby
Hey....I forgot about the Jacob story where Jacob got lied to by his soon to be father in law and he got Leah in the sack and thought it was Racheal. Imagine....working on these girls pig farm for 7 years and not knowing which one you were playin nasty with in bed. Dumb guy!
In those days it was not making love. The man just got on top and plunged away
I remember reading an article about this by some Biblical scholar a few years ago. But he was speculating that since Lot's descendents were Israel's enemies (gosh, were they Edomites or Midianites? can't remember now) that the author inserted this story as a way to demean them. In other words, these people are disgusting and low because they came from an incestuous coupling.
On the other hand it could also have been the first case of priapism in history.
