Completing the sex act when your snockered. (page 20)

Schizm

Getting back to Lot... I want to know would the kids be considered sons or grandsons? Would the children consider Lot their Grandfather or Dad?--Jaybird.

Technically, they were both his sons AND grandsons.

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jayhawk1

Yes, I know technically his kids/grandkids would be both.

But politely, which would be more of a polite term, Dad or Grandpa?

Let me put this another way. Let's say you was Lot and you just got laid by your two daughters for the sole purpose of creating an heir, would you want the world to know these children are your sons or grandsons?

candidlynuts

First of all, the daughters didn't become pregnant by "him," as if to say that he played an active part in them becoming pregnant. They got pregnant by making use of his sperm, very possibly by manually applying it to the opening of their you know whats.

schizm i find this hard to believe because of all the mosaic laws about the use of sperm. they laid with their father , they got pregnant ..

i always thought that maybe his daughters looked a lot like his wife. and he was drunk , mourning his wife, and they probably looked enough like her that he did the deed while drunk thinking it was the wife. (ICK)

Schizm

But politely, which would be more of a polite term, Dad or Grandpa?

Howz about "GrandDad"? That seems to cover both bases. *LOL*

Let's say you was Lot and you just got laid by your two daughters for the sole purpose of creating an heir, would you want the world to know these children are your sons or grandsons?

If I had been Lot I suppose I'd want them to be known simply as my heirs, my children ("son" and "grandson" are both "children").

Thank you for being polite.

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Schizm

i always thought that maybe his daughters looked a lot like his wife. and he was drunk , mourning his wife, and they probably looked enough like her that he did the deed while drunk thinking it was the wife. (ICK)

Well, that's certainly a thought that indicates that you've delved into the subject a bit. However, aren't you suggesting that Lot was actually sober enough so as to be able to fantasize that he was having sex with his late wife? Sober enough to see that the daughter's appearance resembled his wife? It would appear to me that if he was THAT sober then he would have known what was going on. But the account says that he knew nothing about it from the start to the finish.

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jayhawk1

I guess calling them child/children would work. But it would still be wierd.

One thing I don't get is if the daughters of Lot found decent enough men in Sodom, a city filled with gross unrightousness, why couldn't they have found men or a man somewhere else? Why did they have to do their dad? Can you imagine how that conversation unfolded?

Sister 1 "Look, I'm not getting any younger. How about we just have good ol' dad knock us up?

Sister 2 "Well daddy is a man of righteousness, because those angels told us so. But what if he says no?"

Sister 1 "I've got it! We'll get him snockered and do him when he's passed out."

Sister 2 "Brilliant! But won't Jehoover be pissed?"

Sister 1 "Aww, who cares about that. Jehoover will just have our future lineage killed off by Old Man Abraham's kids. Besides if we do it with dad, we will be famous and will be considered the biggest red neck sluts this side of Babylon."

Sister 2 "Silly me what was I thinking. Let's flip a coin to see who gets dad first. Heads I win, tails you loose."

Schizm

One thing I don't get is if the daughters of Lot found decent enough men in Sodom, a city filled with gross unrightousness, why couldn't they have found men or a man somewhere else?

Doesn't the Bible itself explain that?

"There is not a man in the land to have relations with."--Genesis 19:31.

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StinkyPantz

Jayhawk-

You funny..

Sister 1 "Aww, who cares about that. Jehoover will just have our future lineage killed off by Old Man Abraham's kids. Besides if we do it with dad, we will be famous and will be considered the biggest red neck sluts this side of Babylon."

..btw, I'm from Wichita, any chance we know each other?

jayhawk1

Schizm,

I realize the bible says, "There is not a man in the land..." But come on, really. Do you mean to say that because Jehoover torched these chicks last two husbands-to-be, that there was no other man left on earth they could do the duty with? You mean to tell me Old Man Abraham didn't have some hired hands that these women could have hooked up with? I mean where did the Angels deposit these three people at, Antartica?

Bottom line is I find it hard to believe these women was so despirate to get knocked up that they had to get it on with their daddy. (Unless they was just that ugly.)

Now if the Bible said, "There is not a man in the land to have relations with us because we are so butt ugly..."

jayhawk1

StinkyPantz,

I sent you a note.

Completing the sex act when your snockered.

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