Completing the sex act when your snockered.

by gumby 215 Replies latest members adult

  • Schizm
    Schizm
    Sure, i'll let you be the good apostate....Satan.

    You'll "let" me be, eh. Well, I'll be what I want to be, with our without your permission serpent boy.

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  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    btw, white wine is waaaaaaaaay better. You the Merlot man and Ozzie the shiraz drinker......yuk!

    Well it's funny you mention that you bastard. I'm just finishing up a nice little pinot grigio as I'm surfing around tonight. I'm partial to red, but sometimes a good white wine has a nice clean taste to it.

    Nina's the one who is more infatuated with shiraz than I am. To me, it's too heavy and too sweet. Merlot is wonderful, but my favourite is a really nice cabernet sauvignon.

    Bastard.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Ok....nuff talkin bout booze......Jizzums turn.

    I'd still like to hear how he felt Lot responded when Lot figured out on his daughters were pregnant by him. Do you suppose he scolded daughters? Did god scold Lot? If he did....how did he scold him?

    *wonders why he's using the word scold*

    Gumby

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    Schuzm said to StinkyPantz:

    : Don't ask Alan that question, he'll lie to you. No I didn't call him a name first.

    We note that on page 7 of this thread, Schuzm began a form of name-calling by an attempt to insult me with an little ditty about my kissing his ass. I responded in kind. As for direct name-calling, Schuzm called me a name first:

    : BTW, we now see Alan's true apostate colors.

    Like I said, turn about is fair play.

    It's interesting how such an avowed Christian can so easily be enticed -- by simple, logical arguments that he can't answer -- to abandon Christian principles. That's why I enjoy these "debates" -- they prove that the most ardent Christians are most often the biggest hypocrites on the planet. They especially prove this true of Fundamentalists.

    Oh, and BTW, Schuzm: if you're no longer a JW, you sure fooled me! I can't tell the difference between you and a lot of JWs who are nearly as hypocritical as you, and just as unwilling to admit when they're wrong.

    AlanF

  • gumby
    gumby

    Jizzum has had a hair up his butt for Alan for quite some time. The reason is,,,,,Alan does a great job at exposing falsehoods.......such as Jizzum often presents on this board, and Jizzum doesn't like it.

    I'm not sure just what it is that keeps people like Jizzum, Scooby-doo, Joelbear, in an Organisation that has been so thouroughly exposed, that there is no sound reason for anyone to stay involved with.....other than the terrible fear of losing loved ones.

    Gumby

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Ok Ok stop harrassing poor Schizm...I'm not sure what his problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce!

  • gumby
    gumby

    It's called 'dublexia'. It's one of those diseases you are aware of but can't seem to get rid of......it just keeps coming back.

    Gumby

  • Schizm
    Schizm
    Don't ask Alan that question, he'll lie to you. No I didn't call him a name first.

    AlanFruitcake responded:

    Blah, blah, blah, blah etc.

    Like I said, Don't ask Alan, he'll lie to you. No I didn't call him a name first.

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  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    It does not matter to me who called who, what. Nor do I care if somebody is a good apostate or a bad apostate. Getting back to Lot... I want to know would the kids be considered sons or grandsons? Would the children consider Lot their Grandfather or Dad?

    These important questions need to be answered!

    And now back to the name calling...

  • Schizm
    Schizm

    G Dumby,

    I'd still like to hear how he felt Lot responded when Lot figured out on his daughters were pregnant by him. Do you suppose he scolded daughters? Did god scold Lot? If he did....how did he scold him?

    Use your brain and you might be able to figure it out. Oh, I forgot, the authentic Gumby doesn't really have a brain.

    The reason I'm still playing with you is that I absolutely love 'giving what is holy to dogs'. Why? As a service to my fellow Christians. By doing so I prove to lurking Christians the wisdom of how foolish it is for a Christian to go against what Jesus instructed his followers to do with regards to 'giving what is holy to dogs'.

    “Do not give what is holy to dogs...."--Matthew 7:6.

    You people here help me to demonstrate the exact reason for which Jesus gave this instruction, and I thank you for the part you've played in helping me to accomplish this. There's no better teacher than an actual live demonstration of an example of how one can "give what is holy to dogs".

    Now, to get to your latest questions.

    You asked, 'How did Lot respond when he learned that his daughters had become pregnant by him.'

    First of all, the daughters didn't become pregnant by "him," as if to say that he played an active part in them becoming pregnant. They got pregnant by making use of his sperm, very possibly by manually applying it to the opening of their you know whats.

    So the proper way to have worded your question is, "How did Lot respond when he learned that his daughters borrowed his sperm and made use of it in order to become pregnant for the REASON which they did."

    I imagine that he was somewhat embarassed, but nonetheless didn't "scold" them. He no doubt could appreciate the REASON for them doing what they did. He also knew that their actions were the exception to the rule, because as a rule the circumstances the 2 daughters found themselves in were unusually rare.

    You then asked, "Did god scold Lot?"

    No he didn't, Dumby. He knew that this wasn't really an act of incest. He could see that the daughter's MOTIVE was pure, and that they weren't desirous of obtaining sperm from their father simply for the purpose of enjoying sex ... which they didn't enjoy in the least anyway.

    Any more questions, Dumby?

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