I haven't done this in many years, and shouldn't even say this, but, does anyone have any pot?
Where in the hell did I put Valis's phone number?
I'm tired as hell but I can't go to sleep. I can't shut my mind off. It keeps going and going and going and....I need help. I think way too much. Life was so much easier when I was a JW, I never had to think of anything.
I know, I'll call Craig, that will knock me out. I should have thought of that days ago.
I remember when I was a little kid where my sleeping problem started. I would sit up in bed and pretend I was at the Thursday night meeting. It usually worked. The problem was I would wake up all of a sudden like I did at the meetings thinking my step dad reached over and thumped me on the head. Actually I'm glad he did. It made the cal lick on the back of my head lay down and the shit they were talking about at Thursday night meetings have stuck with me for life.
Stef, pour me a tall one.
Shorten your name! it takes me ten minutes just to type it out. How 'bout just "seeit" That will keep people thinking.