***I know that artists orbit a different star than ordinary people.***
Iv heard that stated in many various ways but never exactly like that, I like that one. I'm not your typical purple beret, Jesus sandal wearing artist. I am some times so out there, artist them selves have a hard time figuring out what the hell I'm talking about.
***They have to do weird things like stay up for days on end and cut off their ears to send to girl friends.***
That's a thought, if I ever have a moment of weakness and end up with a girl friend again I'll consider it. Actually, vanGogh who cut off his ear, did it because of a severe case of tinnitus. It was caused by hearing a constant nagging in his ear.
***But, have you thought of getting a professional opinion on this sleeplessness thing?***
I have. The doctor recommends suicide.
I thought this thread died. Minimus is back and I'll let him take over the goofy titled threads. I was just a fill in during my bout with insomnia.
***My boyfriend's butt cheeks once got suctioned to the leather couch in my living room. Please don't ask what we were doing.***
My guess is you were playing vacuume cleaner or looking for lost change. Which was it?