It's after 2:45 am in the morning and I'm still awake and starting on my fourth day of no sleep. Well, actually Iv gotten about four hours of brief cat naps in that amount of time. My all time record is five straight nights and days with absolutely no sleep at all. I heard something like that causes brain damage. I can only hope. There is a part of my brain that remembers my screwed up childhood being raised in this damn cult I would be happy to have damaged. Maybe thats part of Stinky's problem?
I just watched a program on MSNBC about the mind of a suicide bomber. Those fanatical Muslims are just a tad bit worse then the JW's. The thing I found odd about delving into the mind of a religious psychopath was not necessarily how a completely brained washed mind works (we all have experience with that one) but more in the choice of commercials that interrupted the program about mindless cold blooded murderers for god. Right when I was in the middle of comparing the "live forever in paradise award for the most brainwashed" line of bullshit the Muslims and JW's share, a commercial for "dream lashes" pops up. What in the hell is the advertising time sales department at MSNBC thinking?
Iv been in the marketing and advertising world for most of my adult life. But I can't figure for the life of me, how an advertising rep for the news station could slip in this ad, on this program, and expect people to buy such a lame ass product. Busses blowing up, people talking about offering their bloody blown off head to Allah on a silver platter and then a 28 second shot about the miracle eyelash tool that not only thickens, but lifts and separates your lashes just like the movie stars use. Give me a fricken brake. Where are these guys heads? This helped put it all into perspective.
Half the population of Palestine is unemployed and will easily take the six thousand dollars given to their family once they turn them selves into a waking time bomb and blow the hell out of a picnicking family of Jews, and to pay for this "crux of the whole matter" bit of information, I have to watch some bimbo put on miracle eye make up "just like the movie stars do." Ya right, movie stars do not put on their own make up, I doubt they even wipe their own new and improved plastic filled and bikini waxed asses. Is it just my lack of sleep or does the whole world seem to be a tad bit out of touch with reality? I like a movie stars long luscious lashes as much as the next guy (especially Sandra Bullock's) but the damn commercial is taking the rhythm out of watching fifty consecutive blood spattering bombings. Do they really think I'm going to close my eyes to such incredible images to find a piece of paper and write down on my grocery list to pick up a tube of miracle black eyelash snot?
Granted, my eye lashes could use some lifting and separating but Jesus H. Mohammed, run the damn commercial in the middle of The Man's Show. You've seen one women jumping on a trampoline, you've seen them all. Who's your target audience you morons? Sleep deprived, sworn off women for life, insomniacs like me? What a bunch of over paid under intelligent college grad schmucks!
Shit, now I have one more damn thing to think about. I'm going to go see if All in the Family is on Nic at night. I can only take so much reality right now.
BTW Craig, I was just about to nod off at midnight when my phone rang and it was your squeaky voice. Go have sex with your wife for christ sakes and leave me to my insomnia. You did make me laugh though, I needed that right in the middle of TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP!!!
I wonder if the 7/11store is still open and if they'll sell me a bottle of wine?
Dave